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It showed up on my news feed

What you say when someone accuses you of Facebook stalking. Since it just showed up on your news feed, you couldn't have been secretly reading their profile, right?
Joe: Man, that party last night was sick...

Mike: Oh, that one you went to at 9:23 pm at Bob's house?

Joe: Whoa, how did you know that? You aren't stalking me, are you?

Mike: ...it showed up on my news feed.
by smreidy113 December 7, 2010
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bro showers

A hoard of bros, who not only stroll down the halls together screaming obnoxious obscenities, but also monopolize the showers with their communal chants and brotherly affection.
I couldn't take a dump when the bro showers were happening because their incessant shouting made my shit scared.
by charlie_sheen March 21, 2011
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Jack Bauer Power Shower

A super quick shower that Jack Bauer is forced to fit into a commercial break along with a Jack Bauer Power Dump during 24, as to not miss out on any of the terrorist ass-kicking.
I had to take a Jack Bauer Power Shower to clean the terrorist blood off me before my date.
by terroristasskicker February 17, 2010
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Shower Sex

Guy: "Hey sexy, wanna go have some shower sex?"
Girl: "Hell yeah! Let's go!"
by Haru_Haru April 29, 2010
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cream shower

1. When a male ejaculates after masturbating and the semen squirts high enough for it to come back down all over the male's head.
2. When a male pulls out during sex and ejaculates in a manner such that the trajectory of the semen comes down on the partner's head.
3. Any other occurence where semen drops from above onto someone's head.
1. I was lookin at some porn the other night and accidentally took a cream shower.
2. I pulled out and gave my girlfriend a cream shower.
by Rik F March 10, 2008
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Shower Pocket

I've never met a bigger shower pocket than Frank.

That must have been a big effort for you to have been such a shower pocket at the party last night.
by Wallace J. May 31, 2007
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shower baby

when you jack off in the shower and kick the cum down the drain. better known as creating shower babies
Ah shit, i got a shower baby on my feet!
by jack master bates April 7, 2010
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