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when a mommy and daddy love each other VERY MUCH!
when a mommy and daddy love each other VERY MUCH, they have this thing called sex !
by boredgal January 13, 2019
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Father: Let's have nasty sex honey!
Mother: You want to have a child?
by Polinmerio May 11, 2008
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Are a you fricken kiddin me?... Man Wass wrong wit kids these days y'all must be out cho minds lookin this up...
Nasty Children's lookin Up sex All day
by BluntSmokingPanda218 October 2, 2013
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Sex is the act of a male sticking his erect penis into a woman's asshole and pissing all over it!
by poopypants August 28, 2014
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A game while driving down the road, screaming "sex" at passing cars with one headlight out.
Sabrina: Sex!!!!

Maddie: Wtf sabrina i thought that was a vagina!

Sabrina: no maddie, a vagina is when the parking lights are only on.

Maddie: Sabrina, you suck

Sabrina: Bite me!
by Maddiefuckinfox October 15, 2009
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What happens when you’re hot, and there’s a naughty flight attendant

Klerk was on a flight, watching pornhub like mad! “ Would you like some peanuts, sir?” Brenda had blonde hair, a thick ass, and a naughty habit of mixing business with pleasure. “ Will you come to the back of the plane please sir?” His dick went up,up,up! ☝️
As soon as they’re out of earshot and view, she goes down on him. His boner reaches its maximum length of 12 inches. She takes off his pants, horny as fuck. “It’s so big!” She squeals in delight. Before he’s even taken off his shirt, she’s already deep- throughouted him. He moans. “SHHH! I’ll get fired a third time if anyone finds out!” She takes off her thong, hungry for him now. “Let’s have some real fun now!” She gets on top of him, “ Oh...oh my god. It’s hu- huge!” “Oh my god , oh yes oh yeah, oh yes baby!

They came at the same time. He licked her clit, gently, at first. He started going faster, and faster, and faster, and faster, till she arched her back, and he knew it was time to give it to her. He stuck his tongue all the way in, (wich he did not regret) She came all over his face. She gave him one last blowjob, then fixed her uniform and continued her work. He sat back down and shuddered. “You’ve got something on your face.” One of the passengers pointed out. (Cum) “Oh that must just be yogurt. I was on break.) As she passed by Klark, she winked, and carried on. SEX!
by Uwannafuk👉👌 September 24, 2019
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Something beautiful that is enjoyed by men and women all over the world. When the PENIS enters the VAGINA, anus, or mouth. ORGASMS often occur!!! jizzorgasmic
I was having sex with this chick, and it was beautiful, I never felt so good, it made a mess but my penis was happy with the end result!! sexyoral sexvaginaorgasmpenis
by Sexy_bitch_69 January 14, 2010
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