The act of two individuals (typically a man and a woman) jumping tandem out of an airplane front-to-front, with the express goal of achieving mutual orgasm before the parachute is deployed. In this intimate, high-stakes variation of skydiving, the female partner is designated to pull the ripcord. The ultimate (and most dangerously satisfying) outcome is failing to deploy the chute because she was too... caught up in the moment.
"Bro, she said she'd try Scandinavian Skydiving with me. I brought a parachute and everything. She brought the thunder."
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When you light a splif, you blow out into a woman’s pussy and she queefs in your mouth and you get high off it.
by synthyol October 17, 2025
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My Hee Haw Scandinavian milky amigo came to drink one night, and I suggested car bombs; he called me a pussy! He said real Scandinavian's drink like men. He sad try a Scandinavian Car Bomb; and now I feel like a domestic terrorist! Viva las Scandinavia!
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"No scandal. I won't lay an arabian death mask on you over it."
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by Nick Desbarats July 12, 2004
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poverty isnt a fact of life-its a disease.
We can wipe it out, but certain (cough, Bush) people have to go
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by Biafra J July 13, 2004
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I bumped into Kathy Loggins yesterday, and despise a very long retro-scan, couldnt match the 300 pound lady with our former head of cheerleaders..
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