Swines

Another word for having swine flu.

Have you seen Jamal?
Naw nigga I heard hes got swines.

by D137 5N4PPL3 October 12, 2009

Swing

To dance to any kind of upbeat music. Not used when talking about any slow dance, or street dancing. Normally pop music, retro tunes, or the Eurovision kind.

"She swings like a complete pro"

by JaiToujours June 13, 2009

Well droopy swingers

Large sloppy breasts, when unsupported, hanging down on the girl's (or lad's) belly.
norks, boobs, tits, utters

Ellen took off her shirt and so laid bare her well droopy swingers.

by Cowboy Bebop February 22, 2004

Swine Jew

A Jewish individual afflicted with the H5N1 virus, more commonly known as "Swine Flu".

Gabe - Why hello there Ezekial, you seem run down down today.

Ezekial - I don't know, i had some great sex with my shebrew wife yesterday.

Gabe - That wasn't your wife, that was a pig!

Ezekial - Oh, Fuck! I'm afflicted with Swine Jew!

by Hung Looooooooooooo May 3, 2009

swine

A modifier for any ailment that is worse than normal and annoyingly persistent. Based on the 2009 Swine Flu, which was really nothing more than a persistent strain of a standard flu

swine cold, swine diarrhea, swine cough, swine broken arm

"Dude, you have had that cold forever, is it like swine cold or something?"

"Man, this broken arm just will not heal...its so swine"

by the ecomicist October 20, 2009

Canadian Porch Swing

A "Canadian Porch Swing" is when two completely naked people are standing upright, one behind the other. The person in the rear inserts their big toe inside of the anus of the person in front of them. As the person who has their toe inside of the other person's sphincter moves their big toe in and out, it causes the person in front to rock back and forth, as if they were sitting on a porch swing.

Tracey and Terri were doing a Canadian Porch Swing, on their front porch and got themselves arrested.

by Barrack Bush July 8, 2014

Swine Flu

Sexual attraction and/or interaction towards obese and/or overweight people.

Yo, Gary has been having sex with nothing but fat girls, I think he has the Swine Flu.

Mary has been getting with a bunch of obese men. She definitely has the Swine Flu.

by Taco Shabazz May 6, 2009