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Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sonic the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by Elixman May 26, 2022
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Sonic

Imagine mario, but his games were shit,
Guy 1: Hey! do you like sonic?
Guy 2: Nah, sonic's games are shit. I much rather play mario.
by lugithewriter September 27, 2021
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Sonic DX: Sonic's big balls

The title for the new sonic dx porno, coming out in February 2024, by director Roger Corman, who amously directed The Wasp Woman, Teenage Cave Man. and Attack of the Crab Monsters
I went to go see Sonic DX: Sonic's big balls, but the movie wasn't out yet, silly me.
by Sonicfan2034 April 29, 2023
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Sonic Democracy

“Hey man, ya going to see sonic democracy on Friday?”
Absolutely! I’d be an absolute nut if I didn’t go!”
by Musical_avao1010 February 12, 2021
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Sonic OwO

Sonic OwO is known to be a NSFW VRCHAT creator, does he create? Or does he reuse models and add whatever to it and calls it his, probably that.
Sonic OwO is known to be a predator
Being around minors and grooming the children's.
Sonic Owo is also a music artist but we know that is actual shit.
Sonic OwO can't answer most questions because he's an porn addict it's rotted his brain.
Sonic OwO will allways be known to be a weirdo
And is the type of person to redo all of his actions again and is probably in secret doing actions but we don't know
Only time will tell.
by AnonymousBaIIs August 3, 2024
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Sonic Day

An annual celebration of when 3 mega virgins went to go see sonic the hedgehog in theaters.
by StibWoods April 21, 2021
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