Bruce Smallacombe

The most awesome teacher to have ever lived.

Girl: Smalls gave us no home work today yet again!!

Boy: Awe man. He is so awesome.

Bruce Smallacombe

by RaineKiyomi December 8, 2009

clam smashing

Clam smashing is 2 lesbians going at it very hard and loud.

Teresa was clam smashing Karrie so loud that I could hear it from 3 rooms down.

by Yy4ne1 November 19, 2013

apple smashing

The act of 2 men in scissor position while naked. Each man grabs his own scrotum thus creating bulging testicles. Then they proceed to self masturbate while banging their testicles together.

"What a crazy party last night, I saw two guys Apple smashing"

by rlafountain12 November 6, 2015

Bean Smack

Repeated, pleasurable smacking of the female clitoris with a bare hand.

The two hot lesbos were doing a bean smack in their cabana during the pool party.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

Flapper smacker

When a guy sits on a girls vagina and farts causing her pussy lips to smack around.

Him: “Spread your legs babe”
Her: “what for?....”
Him: “for the ol flapper smacker”

by 3Djoker November 15, 2018

J torrie smacker

When u swing your cock round and it hits the bed post causing big bruise

I am going to j torrie smacker myself

by Naw sack July 2, 2020

Smartphone Cruising

When someone peppers their Facebook updates around the time they go to, and come back from work - they are 'Smartphone Cruising'.

They're looking for an excuse to pull out their new iPhone/Nexus to show off to everyone in the carriage that they have a Bleeding Edge phone/cell.

They have no friends, but hundreds of Facebook Friends - so updating your status gives a 'Smartphone Cruiser' something to do with their gadget.

Usually practised by male Uber geeks, of The Great Unwashed variety. In the mistaken and laughable belief that women will become aroused.

(They won't).

George: Hey! Melvin is spamming my Facebook feed with his updates again.
Mike: On his way to work?
George: I guess...
Mike: He's showboating his iPhone - y'know, 'Smartphone Cruising'?
George: Uh. True!

by Inside Guide to London March 31, 2010