skuffage

Pronunciation: (skoo-fij)

a state of complete and utter coolness. Reaching a level of zen far above anything seen before. Often used as an expression in response to a statement made by a peer, replacing such words as "cool" or "sweet." Having skuffage is far above being cool or sweet.

Person 1: I just hit the lottery.

Person 2: Skuffage!!

by Chris and Kelly July 29, 2008

Shuffldipity

the act of listening to your iPod on shuffle expecting to hear to some songs that are less than compatible with your mood, and finding that, no matter how long you listen, every song is just the song that you wanted to hear!
Shuffle + Serendipity = Shuffldipity

"It was a total case of shuffldipity," she said, "I was sad about Erin and ONLY sappy love songs came on!"

by Christen L. October 22, 2008

shuffle-fucking

when a group of "not so bright" females rotate a sexual partner(s) amongst themselves.

i slept with him yesterday-You slept with him lastnight and she slept with him this morning! "lets go to the mall together right now".......re: we are shuffle-fucking this nigga-deriving from the myspace music player shuffle play.

by Mzidongivafuc March 5, 2009

scuffing the chimp

a term for male masturbation

"Not answering the phone...he must be scuffing the chimp"

by snoutliketrout January 5, 2010

shuffle punk'd

The phenomenon in which one thinks their iPod is not on shuffle (when, in fact, it is) because multiple songs from the same artist are played in sequence.

Steve: Hmm, that's odd. I thought my iPod was on shuffle, but I just heard 15 Beatles songs in a row... *Checks iPod*
...Wait a minute, it is on shuffle.

Mo: You just got shuffle punk'd!

by Mo's Friend Steve October 26, 2010

Shuffley

The name of a Ledgend.

'Shuffleys a ledgend man!'

by Shuffley August 25, 2011

Shuffling Carpet

Eating your girl out without using your tongue

Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah

by Bpier February 14, 2017