Shatternap

A nap that leaves you feeling worse than you felt before you took the nap, because you napped for too long

I feel absolutely shattered after that nap, I wish I had just stayed awake. That was a Shatternap for sure!

by jerkbagoftheyear February 4, 2015

shitter patter

Conversation had while on the toilet, usually, but not limited to over a phone with the other party unaware of the situation.

This chick I just asked out had no idea I did it with shitter patter.

by AlvinBreck February 15, 2015

shatterz

Dark Style EDM Producer from San Diego, Ca

ShaTTerZ makes some evil sounding EDM - EDM Dubstep Dark Horror music

by ShaTTerZ March 29, 2015

shattering point

When something is on the verge of breaking

Hamish is at his shattering point, I hope he makes it through ok.

by Xtria Broda December 20, 2015

Shitter banger

When you have the most amazing shit of your life.

"Oh damn I just had a shitter banger!"

by Paige Drabant June 23, 2017

Shitterporn

Military in origin.

Pornographic material, traditionally magazines, left in a public restroom for all passing people to enjoy. Shitterporn gives the average man (or woman) visual stimulus while they masturbate. Finding shitterporn is usually considered a bonus, as most men are going to jack off while they take a shit anyway. Victoria's Secret catalogs have been observed as passable shitterporn.

I gotta run down to the liquor store for a Hustler, the shitterporn pages are stuck together again.

by cryptonaut October 3, 2017

shitter slap

When a person gets an attitude adjustment by getting slapped while taking a dump

Nikki got a shitter slap to fix her attitude problem

by SPANKY1113 October 4, 2017