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Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS you’re on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.
Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?

Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.

Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
by Not a legend 27 July 24, 2019
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I hate dis school
by peepee dumb place August 19, 2019
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A thing that we are forced to go to our whole lives and it is terrible. All we do is learn all day and do random work which we will never use in our lives again most of the time especially the math.
School is horrible and boring.
by Loggghhhh August 20, 2019
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A fucking prison that tortures you and forced you to do work and is gay as shit.
School kid: ScHOoL iS FuN

Cooler school kid: NO IT ISNT SCHOOL IS A FUCKING PRISON
by AutisticNeighbor October 3, 2019
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S=seven
c=cruel
h=hours
o=of
o=our
l=lives
"welcome to school" "you mean seven, cruel, hours, of, our, lives"
by lolubot October 25, 2019
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The definition of hell and anyone who even likes it is probably an idiot also school is just shit in general we have Siri and google and Alexa for crying out loud
Child:I don’t wanna go to hell
Mum:well to bad you have to go to school
by Ben hanscom November 1, 2019
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