Scout water

Any highly-flammable liquid fuel with which a resourceful Boy Scout might augment the construction of his campfire, i.e. gasoline, kerosene, ethanol, naphtha, etc.

Scout: "I try and try but I just can't get this tinder to light! I think it's too wet."

Adult Leader: "Fear not, for I come bearing Scout water and good tidings. Now go find me a left-handed smoke shifter."

Scout: "A what?"

by I Hate Fruit Loops!!! March 21, 2009

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scoring in the red zone

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.

Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

by Libraryguy February 4, 2010

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Going Scotty

Bringing down the house , Blowing money fast , Balling the hardest in the whole club and/or selling massive amounts of drugs while partying, buying new cars and jewelry you are going Scotty. Also Being extremely geeked up while doing all the above you are going scotty.

Vin: Hey whats up with that guy and his large amount of cash
Ed: He must be going scotty
Vin: O word he got it like that?
Ed: Hes going scotty.

by GucciScotty April 14, 2012

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Scottish Shower

Where one starts off their shower with warm or hot water and ends with cool or cold water.

There are many health benefits to Scottish showers.

by VagueDefinition October 2, 2011

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Scoodlypooping

A PG way to describe the act if sex (popularized by John Green)

When a Mom and a Dad love eachother very much son, they begin scoodlypooping and a few months later a baby comes out.

by Namrahnad March 12, 2014

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Angry Scottish Pirate.

Similar to an Angry Pirate, but haggis plunder would also be involved.

So, the male would in this order :

1. Cum in the female's eye.
2. Kick her in the shin.
3. Plunder her Haggis while she hobbles around angry.

"I was around Hannah's house the other day, so I came in her Eye, Kicked her in the shin and then proceeded to Plunder Her Haggis."
"That's an awesome Angry Scottish Pirate."

by Epic Sheep. July 18, 2009

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