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The Worst Place In The World!!! No Texting, Smoking, Or Doing ANYTHING Of Interest!!! The Only Good Things Are That You Can A: Make Out With Your Girlfriend B: Hang Out With Friends And C: Being Happy As Hell When The Bell Rings!!! Think Of A Mindfield, Hell, A Prison, And Being Married To Kim Kardashian, And Multiply It By 100,000,000!!! And THAT'S School!!!
Mom: Tommy! Get Up Or You'll Be Late For School!!!

Tommy: MOM!!! 10 More Minutes...
by A.J Simpson November 10, 2012
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i need to go to school on Monday that is hell
by omfg can i get a username October 11, 2018
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A living hellhole in which you are giving up your childhood and going to Federal Prison . Trust me it sucks
Mom: Hey honey how was school?
Yohan: Terrible!!!
by Emily Elizabeth 14 June 19, 2020
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The place where I'm writing this definition. Also the main nesting spot for 10 year old Furries. A hellspawn full of Edgy 12 year old kids, and young Childs.
We have to go to School today.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by Edgy child December 8, 2017
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a hellhole where kids have to spend their time going to for a big chunk of their lives, in order to learn useless crap, while at the same time getting harassed, bullied and picked on by stupid kids and being yelled at by stupid pathetic teachers.
John: I hate going to school. There are too many stupid asshole kids there. I want to quit.

Joe: Well, you've got to put up with it and stay in school so you can get a good job at the end, unfortunately.
by funny fellas January 25, 2014
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A complete waste of time when you could be at home playing and spending time with your family. And you could be getting more sleep and healthier.
by Fm dkjfkwskxofkrjfgjgntndndmxk October 13, 2017
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a place where children go to and suffer until they are 16, the school is also known as a prison because it explains a lot, the classrooms are known to be cells, the principal's office is known to be the warden's office, the school playground or yard is known to be the prison yard, teachers known to be prison guards, students are known to be prisoners, detentions are finally known to be execution. Now you see, we actually have been in prisons this whole time, what crime did we commit? We will never know.
Bobby: are you ready to go school?
Tony: how many times do i have to tell you! NO!
Bobby: why?
Tony: ok first of all, what is similar to school?
Bobby: I don't know?
Tony: ok say I have to go to a classroom
Bobby: ok?
Tony: and the teacher now can't let us out, what does that make it as?
Bobby: almost a jail cell?
Tony: exactly, now keep on saying of what is in a prison
Bobby: Guards, cells, prisoners, horrible breakfast, lunch and dinner, executions...
Tony: ...
Bobby: SCHOOL IS A PRISON
Tony: THERE WE GO DUMBASS
by @Gmail God February 25, 2023
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