Tying the royal shoe

A euphemism for fellatio. Inspired by a photo from the royal wedding of Kate and Prince William where the angle and a strategically placed wall conspired to made the simple act of Kate tying Prince William's show seem to suggest her performing oral sex upon the Prince.

Oh, Kate. all that horse flesh at the polo match has made me randy. Why don't you come over here and spend some time tying the royal shoe.

by RoyalPleasure May 27, 2011

Royalush

A California rock band, with only one fairly (sorta kinda) popular song, Au Natural.

Ralph: Dude, no one's ever heard of Royalush.
Eric: omg dude, word.
Ralph: Right dude, right.

by Chigglywiggly January 17, 2007

Royal

A guy who claims to hate girls and always disrespects them, but ends up crying and complaining about being single.

Royal just called that girl a slutty bitch last week, and now he wants to marry her.

by am2y February 27, 2014

Royal

it means cool. when something is ill its "royal"

damn, that party last night was fuckin royal.

that benz on 19s was royal as hell.

it would be so royal if i got to go to the Beck concert.

by ryan February 2, 2004

Royal Flush

The physical act of pushing a person's head into the toilet and pulling the chain (or pressing the button, for all you modern cistern types).

Suitable initiation/punishment for freshmen, especially new attendees of upper crust boarding schools (making the "Royal" especially apropos).

So, whatever happened to that young pimply Venables boy we saw around the traps?

I gave him the Royal flush during recess.

Very good, Hawthorne.

by vanderspoor August 29, 2011

royalled

Fucked. From "Royally Fucked".

Dude, I royalled that bitch, it was like totally.

by Apotheosis June 1, 2003

royal slurpee

A synonym for anal slurpee, but with a slight amount of orange juice being added towards the end.

Jonny needs to stop giving away a royal slurpee to every guy he knows.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008