UP YOUR NOSE WITH A RUBBER HOSE

Used by Vinny Barbarino, in welcome back kotter, as a scape-goat for extreme frustration, or backed into a corner and no intellegent answer is thought of.

"so where were you last night?"
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"up your nose with a rubber hose!!!!"

by justin vs January 6, 2008

Pentonville Rubber

The condom which you have reserved for a special female. Pentonville Road runs between King's Cross and Angel Islington in London and the Pentonville Rubber is only for use between a king and an angel.

She's so fit I'd get out my Pentonville Rubber for her.

I'll use my Pentonville rubber if she'll let me fuck her

by Mattaus Muller April 27, 2009

Reno rubber whacker

a commonly used tactic in Reno,Neveda in which the rubber used to have sex with a prostitute is taken off "pinched at the tip by the wearer" and used to repeatedly whack said prostitutes body until rubber is fully emptied.This is done for a number of reasons: overcharged, wasn't anygood, also just a fun thing to do.

Jenn's body was covered in cum and whelts after I did the reno rubber whacker on her for overcharging me for unsatisfactory sex.

by jp59 June 3, 2006

Turd Rubber

A person who likes to lay back to back with someone else while both defacate at the same time letting their turds kiss and fondle with each other.

She's a Turd Rubber and would love it if you made number two in bed with her.

by DinoVelvet October 25, 2010

Stretch the rubber band

This happens when you are having sex with a girl doggy style. You take one of your thumbs and rub her butthole until you loosen it up to penetrate her butthole with your thumb. Once you get her butthole looser then you insert your other thumb. So at this time you have both thumbs inserted into her butthole and you pull your thumbs in a east/west direction and stretch her butthole out. Now you have successfully stretched the rubber band.

Man last night I was having sex with ole girl and she let me stretch the rubber band!

by Heath "Rubber Band Man" April 9, 2013

360 rubber-five

Celebratory and reminiscent of a hi five but sexual in nature; a sexual handshake properly performed on a female (usually) with vaginal entry of a penis encased in a condom and the giving partner rotating their penis through as much of 360 degrees as possible while inside the female's vagina. The 360 rubber-five is the crowning moment of their sexual relations and actually the sexual hi-five or handshake which celebrates the good sex just had by both.

A mind blowing sex session which culminates with a 360 rubber-five sexual "handshake".

by Sweet_Naiah August 18, 2008

Lay Rubber

To accelerate a vehicle quickly enough to spin the tires and leave a thin coating of rubber behind.

His mustang has enough horsepower to lay rubber in second gear.

by TH3W1R3D January 1, 2009