Facebook retarded

A person (usually a guy) who has a Facebook to impress other people. Usually these people don't know what they're doing when they're using Facebook. They'll upload pictures and update their status every now and then but they rarely ever talk to people and they don't have a clue what the hell they are doing. Usually their girlfriend or has their password and likes to go in and read their mail and make sure he's not cheating on her. This usually happens when the chick does not trust the guy or vice versa. Usually there is that one chick who is a lot hotter then the girlfriend and likes the guy. The girlfriend is threatened by this chick. Therefore, she will go in and remove the chick from the guy's friends. Why? Because he is "Facebook retarded" and doesn't know or care what goes down on his page.

Also, usually when someone sends this person a message over Facebook chat he usually will send short responses or he will never even respond. He also will go offline and go idle a lot and his activity on Facebook will be very strange.

Girl 1 - "Damn, why did that Wendell remove me from his friends? I didn't do nuthin!"

Girl 2 - "His chick probably went in and removed you from his friends. After all, Wendell is Facebook retarded."

OR

Girl 1 - "How come Wendell's status updates never sound like him?"

Girl 2 - "One of his homies probably updates it for him. Wendell is Facebook retarded. Ya digg?"

OR

Girl 1 - "Why does Wendell never respond to my messages!?"

Girl 2 - "Chill girl, his chick probably goes in and deletes them because she knows you love him and she knows that you're a helluva lot hotter then she is. After all, we all know Wendell is Facebook retarded."

by infamous.princess July 7, 2009

retarded monkey

The 43rd president of the United Stated of America: George W. Bush

There are many factors which affect the global policies of the United States, not least of which is the sad fact that its citizens elected a retarded monkey as their leader.

by ZenCow July 3, 2006

retarded

A word only used by 10 year old who don't even know the actual definition of the word, yet only do they realize every time they use that word they're making themselves look retarded.

Fuck off , you're so retarded.

by youfuckingcunttbh April 15, 2017

mainly retarded

an extremely idiotic or foolish state of being. Usually used by one moron to deride the intelligence of another. Derivation or corruption of mentally retarded.

Mike is such a dweeb; he is mainly retarded.

by David December 2, 2003

retardable

1: the ability in which to resemble a retarded person in behavior by being limited in intellectual or emotional development---often taken to be offensive

2: the development or academic progress of retarding others

3: the act or instance the extent to which something may be affected with retardedness

You're so naturally retardable, playing the part of a mentally challenged person comes easily to you.

I'm sorry I keep screwing things up, I'm feeling quite retardable today.

That was very retardable of you to remember to flush the toilet, but forget to wipe.

by Kevin Wolff - September 22, 2007

Retarded bird

When you lie on the ground and look like you retarded and fell out of a tree.

Look, aaron is bustin out the retarded bird!

by RLOVE March 3, 2003

f-rum the retarded rabbit

bugs bunny.

f-rum the retarded rabbit is really just bugs bunny.

by mike hendrickson January 10, 2004