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Retard

Basically any whitekid wearing fubu or who starts a local G-unit and gets his white ass beaten a few times I.E wigger
by The urban linguist July 29, 2005
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retard

What I am. A cowardly retard. I'm not only slow but i'm mentally impaired. My Sub-par intelligence level makes me do things that are what 'normal' people would call psychotic. Maybe it's just a lack of judgement or my extremely limited IQ. Could be all this hostility I harbor from not getting any pussy since..shit..I don't even remember when, maybe my dreams. My usual routine consists of sitting on the couch and vegetating. All of this and more is destroying my life and that is why I call myself a retard. Not only that but i'm a little dweeb that dosen't have the guts to back up my words or say anything to anyones face. I hope you can understand my sentiments.
Be kind to me, I'm a retard.
by sal vitalee October 5, 2007
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Retard College

Community College. small institutions for less fortunate students to earn s degree.
my friend is attending Retard College up in Houston to get his associates.
by v1cious August 30, 2006
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Asshole Retard

n., 1. Someone who doesn't know his ass from a retard in the ground.

use: "Look at that fucking idiot, what an asshole retard."

Origin: Started when it was no longer enough to just call someone an asshole or a retard.
1. Those kids who do backyard wrestling. Somehow throwing your best friend off the roof of his house equals fun for these assholes. The retard portion is just kind of implied since they thought this was a good idea in the first place.

2. The 1985 Chicago Bears for there rendition of the "Super Bowl Shuffle". Read the lyrics and you will agree. Some examples include "running the ball is like making romance", "I practice all day, dance all night", and of course "I run like lightnin', pass like thunder." If this is not the definition of asshole retard I don't know what is.

3. Anyone with a mullet.

4. Those guys who have "bumper balls" hanging from the trailer hitch of their truck. See bumperballs.com for plenty of examples.
by Turd Ferguson February 4, 2005
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Rataj

Different way of saying asshole in Czech language. It is basicly a slang term.
It can also mean a complete no-lifer!
That guy is a complete Rataj.
by MaasterDX July 22, 2015
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ok retard

you really tried to search for what this means? ok retard
you: Im going to search what "ok retard" means so that i increase my intelectual intelligence

me,hearing your nerd ass from somewhere in the internet: ok retard
by ninon peaguda April 8, 2019
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Fucking Retard

1) fucking retard= fucktard

2)someone who is mentally sick

3) A fucked up person how you hate
Joe: "breaks something of casey's toy"

Casey: What the fuck is wrong with you, you mentally sick, fucked up fucking retard
by Cunt_controller October 21, 2010
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