RealaTHOR

RealaThor: a prominent Real Estate God in their own mind. She is a hammer-wielding god associated with lightning, thunder, storms, sacred groves and trees, strength, the acquisition of housing, empty promises , fertility for the right price and Open Houses.

When you call Karen you are really calling RealaTHOR for your real estate needs. She aggressively negotiates and if necessary a hammer will be swung!

by anonymous October 17, 2023

Realtor Elizabeth

A moron who doesn't realize urban dictionary is not a credible source for choosing her customers

Realtor Elizabeth doesn't realize anyone can upload

by PartDoggo October 27, 2023

Reality

The hardest tea to swallow.

Reality is often disappointing - Thanos

by PhoenixGamer34 November 18, 2023

Realitive

When an alter of someone with DID has a name inspired by a person they may look upto but does not become the person they look upto.

"Hey, Noel, how did you get your name?"
"From Oasis or sum idk?"
"Oh shit, so you're a realitive!"

by aarrkkaa00 December 7, 2023

Reality

the Thing inside the universe that we are in Which is a mystery

Person 1:Reality is a mystery

Person2:thats Deep

by sashing17dictionary January 19, 2024

Reality show slut

An individual who eagerly and unashamedly yearns for reality shows. They often pop their cherry with a popular mainstream show (e.g., Survivor) only to be overcome with a strong insatiable craving for anything that resembles reality television. More often than not, they seek to satisfy themselves with marathon binge watching only to realize no amount of Jersey Shore brings them to completion anymore, so they inevitably begin experimenting with anything that fits their gaping TV pleasure hole available from the free section on the Roku channel.

"Brian is such a reality show slut! I want to stay for karaoke, but he said we have to leave the party in time for Vanderpump Rules at 8."

by Jimothy Longmont January 30, 2024

Reality show slut

An individual who eagerly and unashamedly yearns for reality shows. They often pop their cherry with a popular mainstream show (e.g., Survivor) only to be overcome with a strong insatiable craving for anything that resembles reality television. More often than not, they seek to satisfy themselves with marathon binge watching only to realize no amount of Jersey Shore brings them to completion anymore, so they inevitably begin experimenting with anything that fits their gaping TV pleasure hole available from the free section on the Roku channel.

"Brian is such a reality show slut! I want to stay for karaoke, but he said we have to leave the party in time for Vanderpump Rules at 8."

by Jimothy Longmont January 30, 2024