Poutine

A dish originating in canada, which is possibly the only thing they have that will kill you

"I heard Jack was in the hospital"
"yeah, he had poutine for the first time night before last, and had a near fatal heart attack"

by theanongame February 25, 2010

putintayna

When your sitting on your front porch stargazing and your friend from Oregon comes over with a fish hanging off her nipple ring like catnip but your hungry so you fry the fish while It’s still attached to her nipple and it burns the little airs off her Areola

Hey Pierra while them fifty cats be tryin to jump up On that fish that be hanging from your nipple . IM HUNGRY ... I’m lighting that shit up with this here lighter and we gonna have is some suppa. Me and you gonna enjoy this putintayna

by Dump 2 May 28, 2021

Putining

When you’re in doggystyle with your friends mother and simultaneously jacking off Putin, typically while having your right hand diagonally pointed in the air.

“Yo last night I was Putining and it felt great”
“No way bro how long was Putins cock?”
“A solid 0.5 inches”

by gman6020 March 3, 2022

Putinski

noun

1. A person engaged in thinking or speaking out loud only Kremlin approved thoughts.

2. A petty dictator immitating another petty dictator.

3. Putinskied (past tense) A person that can no longer think non-Kremling approved thoughts.

4. Putinskis; a group of people that argue against all reason, evidence and logic that only putinskied thoughts are correct.

Verb.

1. Putinization; the process of making a general population completely unable to think non-Kremlin approved thoughts.

1. "No it is the west that has forced the east to invade a peaceful democracy by being very disagreeable"

"Yup, you've been totally putinskied." *shrugs*

2. "Dear daughter, I know you told me about attacks on your country and you sent me images of devastation but I don;t think they want to harm you. They are good people on a peace mission these soldiers. All the neighbours agree with me."

"Dear mother, you and your neighbours are a victims of putinization and unfortunately you turned in to just a bunch of putinskis."

3. "You watch out for that Lukashenko!"
"He's just another Putinski!"

4. "They want to conquer us and enforce strict putinization!"
"They can try but all they will get is this finger ! "

by Geek With A Knife March 4, 2022

putinalysis

1) the science of trying to explain an autocrat's intentions and mindset after an event that brings into question whether that autocrat is acting rationally

2) a tendency to weak or delayed action amongst states responding to a nuclear-armed aggressor state that creates an intentional international conflict

1) Vladimir Putin's statements during his televised meeting with his security council last night triggered extensive putinalysis amongst Western opinion media and government officials.

2) NATO appeared putinalyzed after Poland offered to transfer its MiG-29s to Ramstein airbase for onward transfer to Ukraine.

by Slava_Ironii March 22, 2022

Pubing Out

When one, in any emotion, spazzes out like a 15 year old girl, for any reason.

josh

Did you his facebook status? that dude was totally pubing out!

by josh headley January 26, 2011

put in chanels

to be placed in handcuffs , open cuffs shaped like the chanel double c logo

The cops came and then Tyrone was put in chanels.

by nayesweetz October 10, 2013