Caution Potato

The act of pooping on the floor of a public restroom, and then placing a "Caution Wet Floor" sign over said poop.

Chud - "Hey Matt, the school janitor is going to be PISSED"
Matt - "Why?"
Chud - "I just laid a HUGE Caution Potato in the band restroom!"

by Chudder's Butter February 22, 2011

Triangle Potato

The triangle potato is the closest earthly symbol we have of the Holy Trinity. St. Patrick would have used it instead of the shamrocks to explain the Trinity, but they didn't have them back then.

"Boy I sure am glad they got rid of Triangle Potatoes... Squiggle!"

"Gold standard?! What about the Triangle Potato Standard?!"

"If you ate 1,000,000 Triangle Potatoes, you would get 20,000 times the daily recommended dose of vitamin C."

by Galloway February 26, 2008

Runner's Potato

The sad result of a runner not making it to the bathroom, in time to defecate.

At mile 17 during the marathon, she had hit the wall and obviously not foudn a restroom in time. She was carrying the ole runner's potato, which was not only dribbling down her legs, but left a huge protrusion in her underware.

by Pfu May 20, 2010

potatoes farmed

1. Castration
2. Humiliation to the highest degree

You just got your potatoes farmed in Halo, like the trick ass skiz-ank you are. Oh-Na!

by Dope Fiend March 11, 2005

podcation

A visit to another co-workers pod in order to avoid work.

Every time I saw Tex last week he was on a podcation, no wonder his project is late.

by Sterlingshuman March 28, 2009

Potato Cup Potatoes

A vegan dish consisting of potatoes, onions, and bell peppers sautéed in a pan and mixed together with some seasonings. The resulting mixture is then transported to a red plastic cup, and served with saran wrap on top sealed with a rubber band for maximum portability.

The dish is best eaten while tailgating for a concert, or attending a long outdoor event where emergency sustenance may be required.

After spending the whole day in the sun drinking beer, nothing hits the spot better than potato cup potatoes.

by bemaniac July 23, 2009

Potato Karp

A devolved form of the pokemon magikarp. It does nothing other than sit there and be demoralizing and smells funny. You cannot kill or get rid of it. It doesn't matter if you catch it or not. It forces its way into your pokeball and throws the other pokemon out.

HOLY **** THAT POTATO KARP JUST KICKED OUT MY PSYDUCK!!!!!

by Whopper Jr. for a dollar March 26, 2010