potato dog

The cutest thing one can imagine

You are such a potato dog 😍

by Doggoo February 21, 2017

potato bob

Similar to something of potato quality. Can be used as a verb or noun. As a verb it means to fuck up or do something badly. As a noun it refers to a person of less than desirable quality.

Yo check out potato Bob's shoes.

Man, the Warriors potato Bob'd a 3-1 lead.

I messed that up, call em potato Bob.

by Zebra the Moose April 19, 2017

potato brain

When someone has the mental capacity of a potato or the same habits of a raw potato.

Human 1: Hey potato brain get up!

Human 2: ..... *silence* .....
That's one potato brain!

by Mr.Potato Head April 23, 2017

potato couch

Refer to couch potato

A person who sits on the couch and does nothing such as watch tv

Evelyn is such a potato couch

by Iistheman May 9, 2017

potato blood

Potato blood is what you have in your veins when you have spend your whole life on the field and farming potato

"I have potato blood in my veins" "everyday is potato " " potato is life"

by xXDragonZlayerXx May 23, 2017

potato turd slime

Secretions that derive from a rotten potato. Often thick in viscosity, these liquids resemble human diarrhea both visually and scent.

"Susan, I just found some potato turd slime from the potatoes you bought for last Thanksgiving and it stinks!"

by Neo2224 June 18, 2017

potatonet

When one's internet speed is reduced to that of dial-up.

"I went over my internet limit for this month, now I have Potatonet."

by A TF2 player October 22, 2017