Playing In The Majors

Strictly banging hot bitches. Playing in the minors is the result of having sex with a fat hoe.

You playing in the majors man?

Fuckin right!

by A.Mahizzz January 29, 2009

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Playing Bill Oddie

Game played by bored female office workers, wherein an individual is selected and then compared with Bill Oddie. The game can be played using individuals known to both players or celebrities.

Rules: One must be selected as a sexual partner, death isn't an option.

Outcome: It's surprising how often Bill must get laid!

Nanette: I'm bored, how about Playing Bill Oddie
Fleur: OK. David Cameron or Bill Oddie?
Nanette: Ugh. Have to be Bill again. Are you sure death isn't an option?
Fleur: You wish! Your turn.

by Angel_k June 1, 2011

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playing cherry

-verb
1. to "play hard to get"

2. to reject the romantic advances of another

I was hollerin' at this red bone, but she was playing cherry so I moved on to the next chick.

by Geo1 July 19, 2011

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playing sex possum

A male sex partner who pretends to be deceased or very stunned during the act of lovemaking.
This can either be through the acting out of a fetish or through the partener just being very shy.

Negative example:
"OMG... he was suuuuuper hot, but a total Sex Possum... eiw"

Positive example:
"Sometimes my partner and i like playing sex possum; where i pretend to be dead.. its amazing, she loves it man."

by eyeknowit May 25, 2014

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playing game of thrones

Taking a shit.

Example: I'm at work and need to shit so instead of saying I'm going to shit in front of customers I say I'm going to go play game of thrones real quick to defend the porcelain throne.

I was playing game of thrones this morning for like an hour after drinking all night.

by The real amazing racist July 17, 2014

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