Scratch pet food 

The most amazing, sustainable, healthy, fresh Aussie made and owned dog food goin’ round. Chuck out the rest. Will give old mate ripper shits, less farts 💨 and fur that rivals a beauty influencer’s. Plus it’s bloody good for the planet too. And it’s not run by knobheads or big chocolate factory moguls.

Woah your dog’s poo is so perfectly formed and healthy looking! They must be on Scratch pet food.

Scratch pet food by Ilovemydogthemost November 24, 2021

gay pet 

a pet that is of significance to being called a gay pet

megan you are my gay pet

gay pet by camhandletheheat December 8, 2021

Yamaguchis_pet.ape

A cool tiktoker that makes very interesting videos and is very hot 🥵

Hey have you seen Yamaguchis_pet.ape new video?
No, can you show me?

Yamaguchis_pet.ape by Aftussy February 13, 2022

Viable Pet 

A pet, usually a dog, that is able to exist without doing dishonorable things like chewing couches, staring at leaves, pooping on coworkers, ruining automobiles, or stealing toothbrushes. It is a rather low bar for a canine to clear; however, park hobo mongrels that were forced upon an unsuspecting patsy are quite often unable to qualify.

Sparky, a masculine medium-sized papered dog, is a viable pet and that bothers Ron. Song written about him called "Beast."

Viable Pet by tnj629 February 19, 2022

Teacher Pet 

a wikipedia admin who stays online 24/7 to instant delete wiki user's edits and refuses to touch grass or go outside

Me: adds an edit to a wiki page
Admin: deletes it
Me: Do you even know what grass is?
Admin: If you make changes to grass on wikipedia ile instant delete it like a Teacher Pet

Teacher Pet by mayker68 February 23, 2022

Bin pet 

A naughty bin weevil

If you have a fettish for bin weevils then you are a bin pet.

Bin pet by Makegoodchoiceskids March 25, 2022

basement pet 

A woman who is controlled and dictated by a tyranical person, usually a man, to the point where she isn't allowed to leave the house without permission.

Stay clear of Khaled, or he'll turn you into his own personal basement pet.

basement pet by goggle_dude April 21, 2022