The Pat Nield

when you take a girl home after a night out, you fail to engage in coitus but she still wets the bed

friend 1: how was that bird you brought back last night
friend 2: She did the pat nield all over my bed

by HAU6969 November 7, 2022

Pedo Pat

A person who works at a camp so they can be surrounded by little kids

Jibbay: That bloke only works here to be around children.
Shane: Yeah he’s such a Pedo Pat.

by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

Crack Pat

Crack Pat is a very weird guy who loves hanging with people and giving strange but cursed items

People do go missing, right after meeting with him

Crack Pat- hey kid, I have so thing to sell

The kid- what is it

Crack Pat- A game disk

The Kid - O cool thx

1 day later- A child is missing

by FireSlayer177 November 15, 2022

Sus Pat

A person who works at a camp so they can be surrounded by little kids.

Knockout: That bloke only works here to be around children!

Chen: Yeah he’s such a Sus Pat!

by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022

Happy pat

To pat a boner in a playful manner

Jessica gave her boyfriend juan a happy pat.

by Tomcathappypat March 5, 2023

Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023

Un Pat Your Self

Literally the opposite of giving yourself a pat on the back a.k.a. reverse order a.k.a. go fuck yourself mainly a.k.a. get the fuck out of here with a stereotypical Italian accent

Un Pat Your Self on the back and fling your arm away like you are swatting with a pimp slap while saying get the f out of here

by Dr.Yokomo Ohoyo September 26, 2025