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Salt Facts

When someone states facts that turn out to be horseshit when looked up
Gopi gazed on the iodized salt in my house and stated with conviction that the iodized salt makes you dumber which turned out to be absolute horseshit when looked up, hence the origin of salt Facts.
by anonymous May 22, 2023
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Fact gremlin

A person that can talk about facts or/and listen to them all day. They are always very passionate about every fact and will talk about it in very expensive ways. They mostly don't know more about a subject than fun facts.
- You are very passionate about this subject! Do you study it?
- No I just spent 5 hours listening to fun facts about it.
-Oh so you are a fact gremlin!
by A fact gremlin in fact! October 8, 2021
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Fact

A fact is the piece of skin between your fuck hole and your muck hole, and if you break it you're in deep shit. And thats a fact
Big Kenny was pounding his bitch so hard that he busted her fact! Now they're in deep shit
by MPD blue November 14, 2018
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Coughing Facts

Similar to the phrase "Spitting Facts" but it's more accidental and less passive aggressive. Since you can't help coughing.
PERSON 1: Hotdogs are actually sandwiches.
PERSON 2: Dude, you're coughing facts!
by lukas1337 December 5, 2023
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thiccy facts

This is another way to emphasize just how factual something is while still including some ratchet language
alyssa: the cheer team is so bad
Gerry: thiccy facts they always mess up
by IlliterateJerry August 28, 2018
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Lee Fact

any false fact someone tries to pass off as truth and the person throws a temper tantrum when any follow up questions are asked or proof of the facts is requested.
The conversation fell apart when he started using Lee Facts.
by Journeyer March 15, 2025
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Fact!

A very clever person who is also the coolest and most powerfulest of them all!!!

Ps: Mwhahahahahahahaha😁
Queen darling plumtree lizard bronze powerranger smurf master toe typer fairy the flash ninja Naomi is a fact!
by Mwhahaha🔮🔮😁😁 May 20, 2021
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