Facebok 

Facebok is what happens when you epic fail in the process of trying to tpye facebook.

Also some weird website that fails in comparison to facebook

"alright gunna talk to my friends on facebook"
(boy/girl types in www.facebok.com by accedent)
"damn it this website sucks"

Facebok by Jay McNinja March 4, 2009

facebok 

1. The flat and featured surfaces of one's face. 2. When a chicken cluks in another chicken's face. 3. Award-winning social media site for chickens, turkeys, wild game and the general poultry community. 4. Awkward hit to the face from an inanimate object 5. A popular bok choy dish inspired by master chefs from Thailand in tribute to the famous social media site. 5. The biographical name for the Bok family of faces. 5. Confrontation of the Bok family or one of its members. Social media site for employees of the Bank of Oklahoma. 6. When a South African shows through his facial expressions he is keen or willing to do something.

"Tim liked teasing Tracy on facebok and it was verging on violation of Bank of Oklahoma policy rules."

"Rooster John got lots of hen hook-ups through facebok."

"James Beard Award judges have commented Chef Sum Guy's facebok dish is exquisite blending different styles of Asian Pacific Rim cuisine using the finest baby bok choy grown by Asian master farmers."

facebok by Dr. Nordoslavic January 23, 2018

Facebook your ass

When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.

She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds

Facebook your ass by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019

Facebook Fireman

This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.

"Dave is totally a Facebook Fireman."

Facebook Fireman by NYCFF July 18, 2012

Facebook Worth 

=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).

A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.

"Ricky always gets a lot of likes, but his Facebook Worth is really low."

Facebook Worth by Extra Mayo June 8, 2016

Facebook Is Dead To Me 

When a person gets to the point where they stop logging into Facebook because they are fed up with all of the pathetic and mundane posts by people who are trying to give the appearance their life is great, but in reality they’re unhappy and miserable.

Loser: Dude, why haven't I seen you on Facebook?

Non-Loser: Because I cannot stand all those fucking losers who are trying to pretend how happy they are. If they didn't have a forum to pretend they were happy and post pictures of their ugly kids,

they would probably be french kissing the barrel of a gun. Facebook is dead to me, you fucking bitch.

Facebook Is Dead To Me by Caoimhghin August 25, 2016

Facebook job 

Liking someone else's Facebook post, picture, or comment even if you don't. Like giving someone a handjob. Usually done so it seems you're a really good friend.

I think Sarah's going to unfriend me if I don't give her a Facebook job the next few days.

Facebook job by Extra Mayo June 9, 2016