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Oppsig

The feeling you get when you help poor people through
solidarity for OD (Operation A-dayswork)
Helping those poor kids really gave my an oppsig!
by framtidsvann October 22, 2010
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Not Opposite Day

See opposite day.

1. A term used to describe that it is, in fact, opposite day which can only be used on opposite day. The

"not" is usually over-emphasized, and the term usually follows a wink, nudge or other non-verbal que that the speaker means the opposite.
The rational behind this use of the term is that if it is Opposite Day, then the correct way of proclaiming that it's Opposite Day, is by actually proclaiming how it isn't Opposite Day.
This is the most commonly used form of the phrase.

2. A term that is used to genuinely describe how it is not opposite day. This use of the phrase is usually used by those that do not plan on partaking in Opposite Day, and therefor will mention that it's actually "not Opposite Day" when people say it is (or on Opposite Day, isn't). This usually does not work, as the pro-Opposite Day party acts as if the other party is in cahoots with them, not shutting them down.
1. "Guess what today ISN'T. Today is NOT Opposite Day!" *wink* *nudge*

2. "Stop saying that it's opposite day, because it's not Opposite Day." ... "That's not what I meant, I'm not agreeing with you in Opposite language, I'm trying to tell you that it isn't opposite day!" ... "UGH!"
by ItsGordie February 26, 2010
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Equal Opportunity Offender

One that is not hesitant of offending any race/ religion including his/her own.
I'm not racist, I'm Equal Opportunity Offender.
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oppurtunivore

One who repeatedly takes advantage of those people and situations around them, rarely doing anythign for themselves.

Oppurtunivores may use this skill to hitch rides from unwilling 'friends' or incessantly mooch off supermarket sample stands.

See Sample Slut.
Whenever she is in the grocery store, Susan turns into an oppurtunivore, hitting up free samples whenever she can.
by ///Motorsport October 14, 2006
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Oppoontunity

The chance to acquire poon presents itself.
Miles: "Hey Jordan, can you hold my drink? I think I've got an oppoontunity."

Jordan: "Yeah, sure."
by Miles Hackett April 24, 2008
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Oppisult

A tasteless attempted insult or mockery that backfires completely. Usually resulting in embarrassment on the part of person the oppisult originated from. The oppisult is an epidemic among middle and high school students that is cured best buy a punch in the face.
Black person (to a friend) : "... yo Homie..."
White tween girl (passing by and speaking to her friend) : "YOOOO Homie Biscuit, word up DAAAAWG!" (throws up unidentifyable gang symbol)
White girls friend : " You just oppisulted yourself... Why aren't you at recess?"
by IdiotHunter January 18, 2009
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oppocentaur

A mythical creature with the head of a horse and the body of a man.
Usually angry as its brother the centaur gets all the attention.
"Woah look at that beautiful creature, what is it?"
"Thats a centaur"
"Whats that ugly thing next to it?"
"Thats its faggot brother the oppocentaur"
by smpaus April 7, 2010
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