by PottyMouth12345 June 10, 2019
A bizarre and disturbing affliction restricted to the female population and brought on by rapid aging/degeneration. Sufferers develop vertically lined, Pinocchio-like semi-detached mouths that may or may not be operated using invisible strings above their heads. The super-morbidly obese are normally safe from Puppet Mouth, with the notable exception of brontosaurus-boned Heather from Eastenders.
'Hell, Jools, can you turn the channel over? I can't look at that old crow Deirdre's Puppet Mouth any longer, it's ruining Corrie for me!'
by jez1974 December 31, 2009
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n.
1. Paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
2. A person afflicted with paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
3. A paralyzed or crooked mouth.
1. Paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
2. A person afflicted with paralysis or crookedness of the mouth.
3. A paralyzed or crooked mouth.
1. Alicia Silverstone and Katie Holmes both suffer from intermittent dead mouth.
2. "Rob Lowe is cute, even though he's a dead mouth".
3. Too bad Greta van Susteren's plastic surgeons couldn't fix her dead mouth!
2. "Rob Lowe is cute, even though he's a dead mouth".
3. Too bad Greta van Susteren's plastic surgeons couldn't fix her dead mouth!
by Kate B. & Andrew B. June 11, 2005
When you suffocate someone using your nutsack. (Picture the way a small child looks when they put a plastic bag over their head and breath in.)
by Snake Mittens January 31, 2010
an attempt to fit a whole wide object into your mouth, as to stretch your mouth width wise like a vagina. Mostly used for chodes and/or very thick sandwiches
by MamboPie February 04, 2011
by J-Sal February 15, 2005