lezbo phone

The act of fat fingering your phone into inoperable submission due to the over utilization of finger fucking Instagram, Facebook and Twitter ...

Crystal, no wonder your alarm didn't go off ... you have a Lezbo Phone.

by Randa Mundo April 4, 2019

Phone Drunk

(adj) - A lack of coordination and/or concentration while performing a task caused by the simultaneous use of a cellular device.

#1.
Person1: that girl is staggering around trying to put a sign up while on her phone.

Person2: She's Phone Drunk.

#2.
Person1: Wow she crashed into that guy's car because she was distracted by her cell phone.

Person2: Sounds like she was Phone Drunk.

by TecKrieger August 12, 2012

phone surfing

Wasting time on your phone, i.e. phoning

He was bored and phone surfing while he waited for the boys to arrive.

by JAV45 June 30, 2023

generic phone

Words to describe an old version of a phone.

the old nokia or motorola generic phones etc.

by dinoagephones July 19, 2010

phone pp

When a person is constantly on their phone, flirting with other people through social media accounts, texts, or calling

Hey baby, you wouldn’t be so tired if you weren’t up all night playing phone pp!

by Anishinaabe.Ogichidaa November 27, 2019

Phone bitch

The person that you call while settling in for a significant drive who is always ready to chat on the phone with you until you get to your intended destination.

I had a commute from hell yesterday, it sucked balls, thank goodness I had Sally for a phone bitch to pass the time.

by Redneonstarball June 10, 2022

redneck phone

Half of a mud covered flip phone.

that phone is as good as a redneck phone

by Mejjk June 24, 2017