Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.
*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?
Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
by TrashManDan January 1, 2018
Get the Smashing Trashmug. Typically a adult skanky female who resides in rundown overcrowded house that isn't even hers (still living with parents or relatives) she has kids with different fathers whom she ditches at extended periods of time so that she can party or sleep around with random men (mostly those that are already taken) she can not hold a job and will post her job as a full time mommy on Facebook.
by Miss D. Lillified January 10, 2017
Get the Rez trashmug. When someones opinion is so terrible that it actually devalues them as a human being, making them one step closer to human trash.
Person 1: "Man, Drake is the G.O.A.T."
Person 2: "Thats a fucking trash opinion"
Person 1: "You are right, I am now a lesser person because of my trash opinion. Sorry for bothering you with my existence"
Person 2: "Thats a fucking trash opinion"
Person 1: "You are right, I am now a lesser person because of my trash opinion. Sorry for bothering you with my existence"
by Evgis March 12, 2018
Get the trash opinionmug. I just saw a redneck trash driving down the road with Kenny Chesney blaring music over their duel exhaust.
by PAYNT May 17, 2016
Get the Redneck trashmug. A trashy person who burdens others with a disgusting or dirty act, either accidental or intentional, then slinks away leaving the burden on others.
So that trash bastard crashed in my spare bedroom after a heavy night of drinking. When I woke up the next morning, I found he wet the bed and was nowhere to be found.
by akaTheBaron December 30, 2015
Get the trash bastardmug. When I realized I liked the rank, sourmilk musk of Conrad’s balls, I knew I was a total trash humper.
by hotpocketspdx September 15, 2016
Get the trash humpermug. Similar to white trash, a family of wild animals, of all races living under one roof.
This definition comes from a real life experience of mixed trash. I.e. A large group of mixed trash, (the the reason I came up with this word) they are literally the definition! So my son and I, are innocently walking to his grandmother's house, two blocks down the road, when because one of their children had words with my child in school, a whole angry mob of mixed trash, savagely attacked my 11 year old child and I, out of nowhere, a Caucasian mixed trash bitch, a 45 year old woman no less, just bull charged us, punched me in my face 5 times! And then swiftly moved on to my 11 year old son, and, and without hesitation moved on to punching, and slapping my son in the face several times, then I continued to tell her, you're going to jail you just punched in 11 year old in the face, when she said"oh yeah prove it" with a snotty attitude as I'm filming the mixed trash bitch, you'd think she should know better, or not, i.e. "mixed trash"and I said I will prove it! I have a video right here, while waving my phone in her face! And she attacked me, for the 4th time! punching me in the face several times, grabbing my phone so tight it almost crushed, while screaming like a maniac (mixed trash style) to the 30 other angry mob members of mixed trash, wildly screaming get his fucking phone!!!! When I quickly made my escape with my phone, Id swear I was dreaming if my face wasn't being punched in!
This definition comes from a real life experience of mixed trash. I.e. A large group of mixed trash, (the the reason I came up with this word) they are literally the definition! So my son and I, are innocently walking to his grandmother's house, two blocks down the road, when because one of their children had words with my child in school, a whole angry mob of mixed trash, savagely attacked my 11 year old child and I, out of nowhere, a Caucasian mixed trash bitch, a 45 year old woman no less, just bull charged us, punched me in my face 5 times! And then swiftly moved on to my 11 year old son, and, and without hesitation moved on to punching, and slapping my son in the face several times, then I continued to tell her, you're going to jail you just punched in 11 year old in the face, when she said"oh yeah prove it" with a snotty attitude as I'm filming the mixed trash bitch, you'd think she should know better, or not, i.e. "mixed trash"and I said I will prove it! I have a video right here, while waving my phone in her face! And she attacked me, for the 4th time! punching me in the face several times, grabbing my phone so tight it almost crushed, while screaming like a maniac (mixed trash style) to the 30 other angry mob members of mixed trash, wildly screaming get his fucking phone!!!! When I quickly made my escape with my phone, Id swear I was dreaming if my face wasn't being punched in!
by puffmx123456 April 26, 2019
Get the Mixed trashmug.