she is such fangirl trash. when she saw that her favorite tv show was on she had the worlds biggest fangirl attack
by dareadhead January 17, 2017
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Get the Trash tornado mug.Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.
*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?
Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
by TrashManDan January 1, 2018
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Bro. Look at this Trash Gordon azz dude trying to get at yo girl! Brought her flowers, candy and a card to her job in front of you.. He looks ridiculous..fr
by Oriel Dreamwalker May 8, 2020
Get the trash gordon mug.I just saw a redneck trash driving down the road with Kenny Chesney blaring music over their duel exhaust.
by PAYNT May 17, 2016
Get the Redneck trash mug.When I realized I liked the rank, sourmilk musk of Conrad’s balls, I knew I was a total trash humper.
by hotpocketspdx September 15, 2016
Get the trash humper mug.A trashy person who burdens others with a disgusting or dirty act, either accidental or intentional, then slinks away leaving the burden on others.
So that trash bastard crashed in my spare bedroom after a heavy night of drinking. When I woke up the next morning, I found he wet the bed and was nowhere to be found.
by akaTheBaron December 30, 2015
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