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A person whose first name starts with "J" and has a wild dramatic charismatic personality.
Man Joshua is a super Jwow. Everybody likes him.
Jwow by MaliMas February 23, 2021
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The act of getting rejected by a hot beautiful female based on your ethnicity, nationality, religion, and culture. The term specifically applies to a person of Asian decent, who turns down another non-Caucasian based on her preference to date exclusively Caucasian males with children from a previous relationship.
My date went very well last night, till I was Jwowed!
jwowed by Dj Tec January 4, 2012
This fierce bitch is from MTV's reality show The Jersey Shore. She's the very definition of a Ride or Die Chick. She has your back no matter what. She'll swing on a man or woman if they cross that line and still balance her drink in the other hand.
Damn, J-woww was REM sleeping upstairs while those Grenades were beatin' Snickers' ass, but she still showed up in her pajamas throwin' punches before the cops came.
J-Woww by bgtymr January 9, 2010
When a knife is fucked up beyond repair do to "mods" done by a brainless chocolate starfish.
Wish I could sell this knife, but its jhoww and has become worthless
Jhoww by Jredwood April 5, 2022
Excessive boob job.

When a woman increases her bra size by at least 3 cups and lacks the extra skin to make it look even remotely human. Results in what looks like two bowlingballs trying to break out of a thin plastic bag.
Did you see Jen lately? She totally jwowwed and went from an A cup to double Ds. Too bad she didnt do anything about her man face though.
jwowwed by SI_ex_pat February 8, 2010
A stupid woman who claims to be in love with her boyfriend but then hooks up with other guys while "drunk" and dances in an inappropriate sexual manner.
bob: who is that girl?
john: she's a j-woww. she got a boyfriend who she is supposedly in love with but she cheats on him religiously.
J-Woww by bobjamamimi December 24, 2009