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Guard Mount Broke

The single greatest phrase ever said within security forces. When spoken it manifests unending amounts of adrenaline and willingness to complete the day. Also creates blindness to certain actions to keep from extending shifts.
Guard mount broke let’s get outta here.
by MarshallBurnetts March 12, 2022
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Mount St. Mary

a small co-ed private school in OKC, OK that is known for volleyball and tiktokers
There ain't no school like Mount St. Mary.
by Amber_The_Great October 27, 2019
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Mount Morris

Mount Morris, Michigan; an incredibly small town north of Flint. It includes all of the “perks” of living in Flint, ghetto corner stores, hood rats, and a road straight to Beecher. Fortunately for the citizens, however, Mount Morris has clean water AND cops, though some of them may be corrupt. Their high schools teen pregnancy rate could be better, but lucky for them 80% of the schools population is gay anyway! Ah, good ole Mount Morris. The city where the most interesting thing to do is walk to speedway to get a slushie! If you want to do anything worth your time you have to go to Clio, just steer clear of the rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks that reside there.
Mount Morris? That’s a city? I thought it was a sub-division of Flint.
by QueenGeneseeCounty May 21, 2018
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The Mounts

Tiny Boy About 5'4". Gets Cheated on by females who look like males with bowl cuts. His Corny Jokes Always crack himself and Jayden C Batts up but nobody else, Dem shits gay. Somehow manages to be worse than no other than The Tala. He manages to be secret lovers with BrumTits. Second Largest beta male. He Loves the smell of The Batts's tight Bussy.
The Mounts be Semper Sometimes.
by FlahPeanuts May 18, 2022
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B-mount

yo! amanda is mikes b-mount!!
by jeff jackson son August 17, 2008
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Mount Greylock Regional

Mount Greylock is a school full of stuck up rich white kids and has a history of perverted vice-principals. It’s known for their small selection of favorited students, parents that come in and yell at staff, racism, homophobia, highest rate of kids that switch schools after their first year of high school, and relentless kids that will without a doubt try to fight you if you say one wrong thing. 1 out of 50 students that go here actually have a positive experience with this school (they have over 600 students). Don’t let the fancy scenery fool you, it’s far from that.
Teenager: Oh you go to Mount Greylock Regional? i’m praying for you.
by non-sugarcoated speaker December 7, 2023
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Mount Greylock Regional

Mount Greylock is a school full of stuck up rich white kids and has a history of perverted vice-principals. It’s known for their small selection of favorited students, parents that come in and yell at staff, racism, homophobia, highest rate of kids that switch schools after their first year of high school, and relentless kids that will without a doubt try to fight you if you say one wrong thing. 1 out of 50 students that go here actually have a positive experience with this school (they have over 600 students). Don’t let the fancy scenery fool you, it’s far from that.
Teenager: Oh you go to Mount Greylock Regional? i’m praying for you.
by non-sugarcoated speaker December 7, 2023
mugGet the Mount Greylock Regionalmug.

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