the elderly woman with the over-inflated basketballs under her blouse that sits on the bench in public square (in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania) that tries to coerce pedestrians into buying a dirty comb for 10 cents.
by Henry Kissenger June 25, 2008
Get the tit monstermug. A cute play off of the "Lochness monster". A hotness monster is a man or woman who is sizzling and near unattainable. He/she is the royalty of hotness. (Origin: Ottawa, Canada)
by Jeanne August 26, 2004
Get the hotness monstermug. This kind of beast rules the underworld of livid, vivid sexual theatrics. It is one who watches porn by day, up to 60 pornos that have been saved in the deps of his personal computer. By night this death walker watches their roomate talk to their girlfriend for hours planning on ways to shut them up. It is a person who has extremely intense sexual frustrations that are heightened by his lifestyle and environment in which he lives.
I was walking down the hallway when out of the corner of my ears I heard the wild yelp of a chained sieh monster. I opened up the doo and there he was planted in front of his porn ladden computer like a deer in headlights.
by Bryan April 18, 2005
Get the Sieh Monstermug. Little green and purple creatures, that run around and do crazy stuff. All they do is boom and drop acid all day, and the only way they can die is if they OD. They are Grown mostly in South America, and they dance all day long until they are full grown(they get about a foot tall). All they say is "KRICK" and nothing else unless you teach them.
by Nick Hamilton December 6, 2007
Get the Kricky Monstermug. by Steve August 28, 2003
Get the monster munchmug. by Timotheus325 January 21, 2009
Get the Butt monstermug. A childhood game played by young boys. You hide from this imaginary rain by running under the porch and giving each other oral treats.
by Lil Conner May 13, 2005
Get the monster rainmug.