monsay

1.How a less educated person expresses themself in terms of their mother.
2.A typical word associated with people of less intellegence.
3.An word that is capable of bringing down your intellegence.

Brian said to the retard next to him "monsay I can have anything I want"

by Thomas Terrence September 30, 2005

Pork monday

To have a tape worm's head stuck in your rectum while you are sat on the lavatory.

"Why Jeremy, you have a tapeworm slapping on your bum cheeks, get down from the dinner table immediately!"

by Rob Parker November 3, 2003

monkey monday's

Monkey Monday's is the start of the week where women post or share selfies of their vaginas online all day Monday for ratings.

Karen is always post videos on Pornhub and Xvideos of her masturbating with cucumber on Monkey Monday's

by WNN4169 June 22, 2020

Monday

the name of my boyfriend. he is amazing and i love him lmao

Me: Hey Monday your so pretty!
Monday: jsjdkdkkd shut up

by georgefag May 12, 2018

man crush monday

When you wake up in the morning with the person you don't know.

Girl 1: who's that guy I saw your dog yesterday with?
Girl 2: it's my man crush monday. I woke up with him and make him walk my dog

by MyFishNameisCallisto February 10, 2018

SHOUT A LOT MONDAY!

Any Monday where by you feel that you may actually want to shout at people via the caps lock feature on your keyboard.
Invented by Kronk of The Battlefield Gym home of The Glasgow Freestyle Fighters Forum on 11/05/2009

HAD ENOUGH??!!! OR DO YA WANT SUMMORE!!!! ITS "SHOUT A LOT MONDAY!" FFS DONT YE KNOW!

by WINSTON RUDDY CHURCHILL May 11, 2009

monday morning quarterback

Used to describe monday morning's on the toilet when your poop is only quarter-way out of your butt and doesn't want to come out just yet...thus making it a long process to finish

"why were you late for work today?"
"i had a monday morning quarterback"
"oh i see, carry on"

by mmqer January 17, 2019