A “Monday”

A “Monday” is a slur for black people because no one likes Mondays.

Billy: “Omg look at that Monday”

Chad: “A “Monday” is the worst I swear”

by CasperJeepPatriot August 7, 2024

Monday mourning

The feeling of irritability, anxiety, and depression that results from being faced with 5 whole working days before the next weekend

Colleague: “Good morning, how are you today?”
Me: I’m Monday mourning so please go F yourself “

by jjcm November 7, 2021

soviet monday

where you dressed up with something russian on a monday. maybe every monday.

friend - why the hell you dressed like a russian?
you - because its soviet monday (said in russian accent)

by parsnip02 of youtube September 28, 2010

Murphy’s Monday

A term taken from Murphy’s Law, A Murphy’s Monday is a Monday that is so incredibly annoying that it feels like everything that can go wrong IS going wrong. It is a day filled with minor inconveniences that make your day harder, but not hard enough to be impossible.

A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.

Joseph: “Dude some guy just shot my friend’s grandma!”
Lukas: “Bro’s having a Murphy’s Monday.”

by A Real, Genuine Human May 13, 2024

Monday the second of November

u must ask out ur crush if ur name starts with any of theese letters,

A, F, M, G, K, Y, W, E

hey Alex it’s Monday the second of November u need to ask out ur crush

by urmitsururbandictionaryer November 2, 2020

Monday

the day f the week where you have start school and forgot about your weekend!

Aw man its monday!

by teacher.Bah February 24, 2020

Monday

A polite way of telling someone they suck.

Wow man you're such a Monday!

by Drew8008 December 10, 2017