Minecraft egirls

thot girls who want ATTENTION, mostly will look for eboys.
BUT DONT GET CONFUSED some of the egirls are traps!!!

hey man you saw all these ugly minecraft egirls
yeah man I love it.

sij: I'm a truck
ok daddy chill.

by notshahar October 27, 2020

Charles Minecraft

Inventer of popular block game Minecraft. He was there when it was created, and he'll be there when it ends.

"You heard the legend of Charles Minecraft"
"Shit's crazy"

by Mothus Fuckus July 2, 2021

minecraft fat

A kid/adult who obesses over minecraft and tells everyone about his adventures in minecraft.

Omg Brayden is such a Minecraft Fat, he found diamonds today and told EVRYONE.

by DylPickle12 July 6, 2017

zug - minecraft

A good minecraft youtuber

Zug - Minecraft is a 'Good' youtuber

by ZugMinecraft September 9, 2019

Minecraft 2

A phrase commonly used as a replacement for "I would like to annihilate the swedish people in a very painful way."

Person 1: Oh hey brah! How we doin' man
person 2: Alright.
person 1: It's been a while man, life's so rad! This bands my favorite man, don't you love 'em?
person 2: Yeah.
person 1: Oh man, you want a beer?
person 2:Alright.
person 1: Oh man, yeah brah, this is the best, man. I'm so glad that we're all back together and stuff. This is great man!
person 2: Yeah.
person 1: Hey man do you know about the MINECRAFT 2 after the show?
person 2: yeah.
person 1:Oh man, it's gonna be the best, i'm so stoked. Take it easy brah!

by i hate sweden June 3, 2022

Minecraft Style

When and edible food is thrown into the microwave to cook

“Yo bro, I made those Pizza Rolls dummy quick. Made those shits Minecraft Style”

by The Borax March 31, 2020

Minecraft Logic

A crappy out-of-touch with reality logic from the famous 2009 game, Minecraft. It includes breaking crops when jumping on them, gold tools being the most useless tools in the game, and a portable hell from a very old version of the game which was removed, achieving godspeed with riding a CANOE (it is called a boat in-game) on ice! Not an iceboat, a canoe. Stopping the player from being poisonous, nauseous and all that good/bad stuff that is included in the game just by drinking milk. Plus, it is straight from the cow. Not pasteurized. And also you can get a music disc by making a creeper (an exploding mob in the game) get killed by a skeleton! (Self-explanatory skeleton with a bow) And much more stupid things.

Hey dude, what is the crappiest video game logic you know?
It's the Minecraft logic. There are so many out-of-touch things.

by Arcxxus February 6, 2022