Mermaiding

Descriptor for behavior that involves long periods of bathing, absentmindedness, vanity, personal grooming, or any combination of these

I spent all Sunday afternoon in my bathroom. I was mermaiding; you know, not really doing much of anything but laying there and picking at my face in a handmirror.

by OneSpyke December 14, 2014

Mermaid Kiss

When you bust a load in a thot's mouth and she kisses you, exchanging the fluids into your mouth. Shit's trifflin'

I was at the park with some girl named Ariel and she gave me a mermaid kiss

Hey i was at that party last night, some bitch gave me a mermaid kiss

by IAmNotAFreeMason February 26, 2015

Merlyn

Merlyn is one of a kind. He's smart handsome and great with the ladies. He loves to hang out with friends but has a dark sense of humour. He is often tagged as the ladies man. He rarely reveals his emotions and smiles less in unfamiliar territory most people view him as tough. He is quite confident and can handle himself in any kind of high pressured situation. He might find it hard to commit in a relationship due to his carefree attitude but once he does, he's a keeper. He can also tend to be lazy at times but he is passionate about the things he loves. He is a music fan and probably likes to listen to love songs and country music. If you have got yourself a Merlyn, you are one lucky individual.

Merlyn is a rare breed

by Peter James John October 22, 2018

Mermaiding

A sexual act where a partner inserts a large fish into either the anus or vagina of their sexual partner. The fish must be inserted head first, with the tail protruding out between the legs.

“Oh man, turns out Stacey is totally into mermaiding. We had a wild one after that ‘all-you-can-eat’ seafood restaurant, we ended up taking a whole tuna home and she let me shove it up her ass”.

by BJ Pennywhacker August 31, 2018

mermaid

to mermaid, was mermaided, is mermaiding - used for a situation where everyone is completely inebriated. The word mermaid is considered to bea creature who is completely submerged in water and a person who is mermaiding is someone who is completely full of alcohol.

ex: "dude everyone was mermaiding last night, but i think we should mermaid out again tonight"

by MaryWash November 28, 2011

merm

used in the south pacific as a type of og, but behind their tuff exterior is a very confused and unsure person, dat is ready to snap at any time.

man, why u acting like dat, u a merm man, straight up.

by joseph smith April 19, 2005

Mercy

The act of killing someone painlessly and quickly.

With all the six stones, I could simply snap my fingers, and they would all cease to exist. I call that... mercy. ... Thanos 2018

by Thanos the mad titan February 23, 2019