Prussian masturbation

Jerking off and listening to prussia's gloria att the same time

"Last night I did a prussian masturbation with my friends"

by Wilhelm April 10, 2020

compulsive masturbation

Addiction to masturbation

I'm having my first compulsive masturbation.

by AstroCatz May 08, 2016

No Masturbation May

The month where the beating of the dick or self penetration of the vagina is forbidden

R1:Yo it no no masturbation may
R2:Dammit

by keepscrollingkeeplooking April 19, 2020

Eye masturbation

When you rub your eye and can't stop

#1:I am bordered, lets itch our eyes and describe what do we see after this weird eye masturbation
#2: heck yeaaa

by I-like-furries February 08, 2022

reverse masturbation

An act which is the inverse of masturbation; namely, when a person has sex with everyone else in the world but themself.

Bystander: “What’s he doing in that bathroom?”

Sexpert: “Could me more than masturbating…possibly reverse masturbation?”
Bystaner: “Noone is safe!”
Sexpert: “Reverse masturbation: it will be end of us all.”

by Triggered To Death June 22, 2020

anal masturbation

noun
the stimulation of the anus and/or rectum for the purpose of arousal by using one's hands or an object

"Anal masturbation feels really good, and I frequently do it in the shower."

by arypter December 09, 2019

special masturbator

An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.

Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?

by YAWA September 11, 2022