One who has a badly kept beard on his chin. Makes them look like a twat and if it kept just right, will look and feel like the pubic region of a hairy woman.
by Blair Brodie August 24, 2004

by Muff Master Alex January 16, 2012

The pubic hair that gets stuck to your upper lip after preforming oral sex on a woman with a hairy muff.
by Ehdersicboi January 11, 2013

I saw two women holding hands as they walked down the street and thought, "they must be muff bumpers."
by Jooba Jooba November 3, 2019

When you fuck a virgin and her CHERRY pops while you're IN her MUFF. Put 'em together and you got a Cherry-Muff-In!
by jessii666 January 27, 2010

The hardest gang in the Jefferson City,MO area. They be fuckin them bitches so hard that they kill or "assassinate" the muff. This gang ain't nuttin to fuck with if you find yourself in Missouri. The Muff Assassins are a sect of the bloods and participate in various crimes and substance abuse activities.They in particularly enjoy Meth, Beating Women, Mini-Kegs, and Natural Light.
I was in JC and got jumped by the Muff Assassins while trying to buy some meth from them. They then proceeded to throw shit at me and tell me I had "Perty Lips."
by Butters - Muff Assassin March 14, 2009

by Fratty Dan April 27, 2006
