Molesterbater

When you molest someone with a werid accent.

Joe molesterbaters Teresa during health

by IWasMolesterbatered June 12, 2011

Moises

HE REALLY COOL AND HE LOVE MUSIC ADN ADN I FORGOT

MOISES HES SO HOT
HE COOL

by MOI THE GOD November 6, 2018

modest pelican

Hottest mf on youtube fr

Papa Peli well leng
Stay Hydrated boys
Modest Pelican is my father

by PapaPelisChild August 8, 2021

molestache

A mustache so disturbingly creepy, it literally molests your eyeballs. It also has been known to put women and men into a trance, whereupon the victim awakens, disrobed with the sneaking suspicion he or she has been raped.

Janine: Holy shit that was close!
Ugly Jane: What was?
Janine: The molestache on that trucker over there almost caught me in its trailer-tractor beam. Now come on, let's scram before we black out and wake up raped!
Ugly Jane: You go on ahead, I'm gonna get my fuck on.

by carrotworm June 11, 2011

Molesey rodeo

Basically the same as a Rodeo execpt 4 u get a fit bird to come back 2 your house and u get ur mate to hide in the cupboard naked and then u engage in doggy style sex with the girl. When u are about 2 cum yell 'Rodeo!!' and exit the girl and get ur mate to jump out of the cupboard and begin fuckin her, while she screams and squirms around like rodeo on a bull. You must wait and see how long u can rodeo the bitch before she can escape. The boy who was orginally sexin the whore must film the act of Molesey rodeo, then u show it to all ur friends.

It must be done with best friends and a complete slag who u dont know. It also must be done in doggy style.

boy 1: hey baby wanna come back 2 mine
Girl: yeah

(At the house they begin to have sex)

Boy 1: ahhh baby im about to cum...RODEO!!

(Boy 2 jumps out of the cupboard and begins to have sex with the slag)

Boy 2: woooooooooo baby, ur a frisky one...this is the longest ive given a Molesey Rodeo for

Girl: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Boy 1: Shit this is the best Molesey rodeo ive ever seen


(Later that nght)

Boy 1: Hey mate, watch this
Boy 2: Yeah i gave this bitch a Molesey rodeo for 13 seconds!!

All their friends proceed to watch the video and then all cheer and buy the rodeo boys a beer

by Sam Awadalla December 11, 2006

Moleskine

a skinned mole who has been turned into a diary for a 16 year old white girl.

"Omg you have a moleskine diary!"

" skinned it myself using my ugg boots and iPhone 6+ "

by Maybe_fatal April 9, 2015

your such a moises

1. A woman making tortillas in the kitchen.
2. A anus (the rectal opening)
3. A epic fail

"Hey, dude your such a moises"

by smdwiftag ppl September 1, 2011