Matt Mitchell

Matt Mitchell, a tall slender human who is NPC like. Matt Mitchell is a vape god and is known as “The Pedo.” If seen this man with children I suggest you run and call the cops.

I saw Matt Mitchell lurking

I saw Matt Mitchell searching

by sneaking man June 12, 2023

pulling a mitchell

When you do a project for a foreign language class the morning it is due and don't prepare the speaking part at all but still get an A on it.

I pulled a mitchell on that French project that I presented today. I can't believe it worked!

How often do you pull a Mitchell?

I swear, pulling a Mitchell works every time for me. It's a lot better than doing it a few days before hand.... Preparation for weaks!

by Tea Quiblaugh January 14, 2015

Pulling a Mitch

Dating/hitting on females wayy younger than you

Joe: Wow she's hot!
Devin: Dude.. She's like 9 .. Stop pulling a Mitch

by Rusty muffler 43 July 10, 2014

The Juicy Mitchell

When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.

I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.

by Big Mitchell September 2, 2016

The Paul Mitchell

This is a sexual act. Whilst trimming your man's neck hair from behind, you use your free hand to provide a reach around hj using shampoo as lube. When he's close to climax, drop the trimmer and position a conditioner bottle (with the lid removed) over his dick hole. Milk his cock into the bottle; replace lid. Immediately use bottle contents to later your own hair while he watches.

Dude, you haven't lived until your girl gives you The Paul Mitchell.

by Titndong Manner February 5, 2018

My nigga mitchell

My nigga mitchell is someone you can rely on when you need something to stick your big fat chode inside. He will suck off anything with 2 legs and lives on earth. He always is up for a good suck.

My nigga mitchell is about to suck me off want me to tell him to suck you off too?

by Ballsman6969696 May 27, 2018

My Man Mitch

nickname from George W. Bush for Mitch Daniels

My Man Mitch was a campaign slogan for Mitch Daniels' 2004 gubernatorial campaign which was derived from a phrase used by George W. Bush once to describe him.

by Coop Dupe December 28, 2019