J.Milf

A Jewish Milf.

Nigella Lawson is such a J.Milf

by Blanche Devero October 25, 2012

Spoiled Milf

a fucking loser who has no life and decides to do nothing with their life except slowly die from AIDS.

hey wanna come over later

No your a spoiled milf

you know me so well.

by jxkflnxvcijzgokhgv February 1, 2017

miffle

miffle, v - to search zealously for something by which to be offended

If folks didn't miffle so much maybe they wouldn't work themselves into a swivet so often.

by Karanakos Antonicus March 6, 2011

milfberry

A cheating, disgusting,gross, whorish, immature slut who thinks shes cool because she smoke cigars, OD's on ADD pills, and made out with her asian roomate.

Ew, look, it's Milfberry...

by Jonathin Elins May 21, 2011

milf

Mom I'd Like (to) Fuck. Usually refers to an attractive woman over 30.

Just jerked off to a hot-ass Milf on pornhub.

by @samgramm July 4, 2016

Slightly Miffed Dolphin

A variation on the Angry Dolphin, in which a male enters a female from behind and surreptitiously makes a move to enter her anus. In response, the female (who is slightly miffed, rather than angered) turns her head and says "eh-ah, eh-ah" in a tone resembling that of a dolphin. The main differentiating factor between the two being the level of consternation experienced by the female.

I know that Raymondo didn't really mean to enter my anus, so I would say that I was more of a slightly miffed dolphin than a truly angry one.

by A Frustrated Flipper August 15, 2009

Milf-by-date

A milf who used to be hot but has become too old and loses her milfness, past her date with which she can still be a milf

Guy 1: Hey check out the milf down the aisle, I really want to get with her

Guy 2: Hate to break it to you but shes past her Milf-by-date

by milfs at the gym October 15, 2010