messy vagina

A messy vagina is a vagina usually covered in semen. Like after a creampie when the semen starts to leak out

Guy: I'm about to cum
Girl: Pull it out
Guy: *cums on vagina* You have a messy vagina ;)

by pApi_sMurF July 23, 2017

Messi Fanboy

Usually a kid under the age of 12 who treats Messi as a god. They cant appreciate any player without saying Messi is better. He is an amazing player but his fan base is absolutely horrible.

"Cristiano Ronaldo is a great player"
*Messi Fan boy: "MESSI BETTER."
"No use arguing with a Messi Fanboy..."

by Daisukin July 27, 2019

No One Messes with Joe

Acknowledgement that, no matter what the task, the person appointed will accomplish it.

Person 1-"How is Tim going to stop that nuclear bomb?"

Person 2-"I have no idea, but he will, because no one messes with Joe."

by Ethel Faust February 24, 2009

shoot the messenger

To get angry at a person who delivers bad news.
Usually, the person delivering the news has no idea about what is going on.

An example of "shoot the messenger"
Bob: Sorry, but I think you wet your pants.
Jim: No I didn't you freaking **** (proceeds to get angry at Bob).

by Chesswave September 10, 2007

messology

Someone who constanty sourounded, by engaged in, hot mess a practioner of hot messology

Even though the stripper wore her smart glasses to court and buttoned her blouse up to her neck,the judge still saw through her messology.

by todtv October 27, 2011

Messy Monday

When a whole bunch a drama happens and when you got all the tea and spill it.

Also, a twitter account where all the social media tea is spilled. A famous YouTuber, GotDamnZo, spills the tea every Monday.

Sara: “Hey, you saw messy Monday yet? Heard it’s real messy this week.”
Ken: “Hell yeah! Tea was spilled!”

by 043bhbh December 18, 2018

tex message

A text message where every word is misspelled as if written by a retard or a Texan.

I can't make head or tails out of this tex message.Something about eetin owt my cuzzin?????

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011