When your mechanical pencil is out of led, so you repeatedly and forcefully push the eraser to make sure that you don't have any extra led in there. The sound it makes is like fapping. When led comes out, it is called pencil ejaculation.
by Liberty5000 February 20, 2019
Get the Pencil Masturbationmug. When you have a skin affliction (see, e.g. poison ivy, poison oak, eczema, psoriasis, etc) that makes you itchy but you know you aren’t supposed to scratch it because it’ll only make it worse. An itch you literally cant scratch.
Person 1: Oh no I was out yesterday and got poison ivy and now I’m all itchy.
Person 2: No evil masturbating !
Person 2: No evil masturbating !
by Factually Fake, Actually August 23, 2023
Get the Evil Masturbatingmug. by Wilhelm April 10, 2020
Get the Prussian masturbationmug. noun
the stimulation of the anus and/or rectum for the purpose of arousal by using one's hands or an object
the stimulation of the anus and/or rectum for the purpose of arousal by using one's hands or an object
by arypter December 8, 2019
Get the anal masturbationmug. #1:I am bordered, lets itch our eyes and describe what do we see after this weird eye masturbation
#2: heck yeaaa
#2: heck yeaaa
by I-like-furries February 8, 2022
Get the Eye masturbationmug. No one would every know that during the meeting Brandon was mentally masturbating because he wasn't using his hands to touch his penis.
by Lateesha223 July 15, 2014
Get the Mentally masturbatingmug. An act which is the inverse of masturbation; namely, when a person has sex with everyone else in the world but themself.
Bystander: “What’s he doing in that bathroom?”
Sexpert: “Could me more than masturbating…possibly reverse masturbation?”
Bystaner: “Noone is safe!”
Sexpert: “Reverse masturbation: it will be end of us all.”
Sexpert: “Could me more than masturbating…possibly reverse masturbation?”
Bystaner: “Noone is safe!”
Sexpert: “Reverse masturbation: it will be end of us all.”
by Triggered To Death June 22, 2020
Get the reverse masturbationmug.