light skinned girl

a black girl who is either mixed or just naturally has ligher skin than most black people.

Light skinned girls, because of their high desirability, often talk to many guys at once flirting and leading all of them on without ever actual putting out. Light skinned girls are also extremely bad at answering phone calls, responding to text messages, or following through with plans. Another trait of a light skinned girl is a constantly vibrating phone from the constant stream of messages, tweets, likes, shares, follows, retweets, and favorited pictures. Conversation with light skinned girls is almost impossible without perfect timing, words must be interjected into their busy schedule of posing for selfies, taking selfies, posting selfies, and giving their selfies tags like "#TeamLightSkin, #NoFilter, #SoUgly, #DontHate, #JustWokeUP, #WishIWasPretty"
Light skinned girls will cause you to lose other potential women by causing you to focus all your efforts into fucking them until realize you're never hitting that.

Tom: What the fuck! I almost got fired the other day for having my phone vibrate in my pocket and Becky's over their texting in front of the manager
Randy: Duh, Becky's a light skinned girl

Travis: Dude i can't believe Shanelle stood me up last night
Mike: Shanelle the light skinned girl?
Travis: yeah!
Mike: Well what'd you expect thats what they do

Kyle: i cant believe i got Shawnna's number
Mark: Yeah i got it 6 months ago...
Kyle: Oh gross i dont want your sloppy seconds!!
Mark: chill bro, she's a light skinned girl. she played like we were gonna fuck for months....i never even made out with her

by HEARTLESSTHEMONSTER December 21, 2013

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Green Light Game

When you are driving with your friends and you are bored so you decide to get intentionally lost by following the green lights you run into. The rules are as follows. 1. If you hit a red light you must turn right. 2. If you run into a left turn yield you have the option of choosing to drive straight or turn left. 3. If there is a green left turn light then you must turn left. 4. If you get stopped at the last minute by a yellow light then continue in the direction you were intending to go. 5. Enjoy getting lost.

Hey man I'm bored. Green light game?

by Karlbpwnin June 17, 2010

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kill light

Large D-cell maglite (sometimes 6-D cell length), basically a long milled aluminum bat, which biker gangs carry for use as a weapon with multiple uses. Much more legal for open carry than a purpose-made club, axe handle, sap, or blackjack.

"Did you see what happened last night?"
"No."
"Big Al gave some punk the beatdown with his kill light. Blood everywhere."

by Newbtoob June 5, 2011

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