Liberals

An ideological group driven by emotion rather than reason. Truly believe they're intellectually superior to everyone else, much to the amusement of everyone else.

Conservatives/Independents/Libertarians: We really can't afford to buy everyone in the United States a house, car, and private jet.

Liberals: Think of the children!1!!!1!

by RO191 June 14, 2010

Liberal Tears

Term coined by conservative podcast host Ben Shapiro. The whole point of the word is to make fun of liberal snowflakes who cry about the dumbest thing. (Like the gender of a potato)

Liberal: NOOO YOU CAN’T JUST CALL ME A SENSITIVE PUSSY
Ben Shapiro: Thanks for your liberal tears

by Joe Luis March 24, 2021

Faux-liberal

Someone who constantly talks about their liberal viewpoints to overcompensate for other things. These people say they are liberals but don't believe in equal rights for women, own guns, or have other traditionally conservative viewpoints.

Rob, you are such a faux-liberal.

by lasagna89 August 22, 2012

Liberal Media

The red herring to end all red herrings.

"Breaking News tonight as the GOP has called for deregulation of the straw man industry..."

by Squid Wrangler May 10, 2005

Liberals

Fuck Liberals! They suck AIDS-infected homo balls!

That's a fact, Jack!

by damyankee April 17, 2005

Liberal Whack-Job

Another sterotype that is popular in the Conservative Hate Culture. To call some this name means that you have no respect for people with dissenting views.

"I never thought Bob would stoop so low as to call Paul a Liberal Whack-Job" Tim said with disbelief.

by ????^_^???? October 23, 2006

Liberal

A liberal used to mean someone who cared about the rights of the individual and freedom of people. Somehow they lost their way and now believe in appeasing dictators. I met an Iraqi awhile ago that told me that the only time you could open your mouth in Iraq was at the dentist. Liberals now think that it's okay to leave dictatorships in place as long as it doesn't affect them personally. Liberals think that the reason terrorists kill us is because we're not nice to them. It's a little like "if she wasn't wearing that short dress she wouldn't have been raped." Better to blame the victim then to take responsibility for your own actions.

I think it's okay to let illegal aliens live in this country and get free medical care and education even though it puts a tremendous tax burden on us because I'm a liberal.

by Thinking Joe September 21, 2008