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turning lane 

The turnin lane is a term used to describe a state of mind that can only be obtained by various psychdelic drugs such as acid, mushrooms, and occasionally from consuming an extreme combination of alcohol and marijuana together. This term originated in minnesota from lsd users tripping and driving on the wrong side of hte road shouting "We're in the turnin lane' !!!" The term soon spread to Wisconsin and throughout the midwest and describes a mind state that is so impaired that if the victim were to be driving he surely would be on the wrong side of the road, or the Turning Lane. This variation of TURNING LANE is known to be prominent mainly in the Midwest region of North America, but can be achieved virtually anywhere in the world where good drugs are supplied or imbibed. Very commonly experienced by members of the hippy counterculture.

Users experiencing the extremely funky sensation of the turning lane can be spotted easily by their erratic wild behavior and their constant hollaring of non-sense and noises such as "Woohoo!!"
I went to the hippy jam festival, ate a bunch of acid and ex and was in the TURNIN' LANE for the next 24 hours.

When you are so wildly high that you cannot communicate your thoughts through actual words besides "woohoo" and other non-sense, you, my friend, are deep in the turning lane. But when you eventually pass out, you will be in the PARKING LANE!!!
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Dirty Lane Change 

A dirty lane change happens when you're having anal sex and then slip it into the vagina.
John pulled a dirty lane change on mary and she was pissed!
Dirty Lane Change by AndrewNcls January 18, 2010
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HOVA Lane 

New York City's J/Z Train line that Jay Z named himself after.
Next stop: Fulton Street. Connection is available to the "HOVA Lane."
HOVA Lane by nycmta September 14, 2011

Sarah Lane 

when a girl exposes a very large amount of cleavage nonchalantly.
dude did you see that chick??? she was totally pulling a Sarah Lane!
Sarah Lane by nobodyimnobody January 16, 2011

Cadbury Lane 

The anal passage. As faeces are generally brown (like Cadbury chocolate), this term allows one to make reference to the rectum in a somewhat polite way.
A homosexuals favourtime pastime is to take a nice stroll down Cadbury Lane.
Cadbury Lane by Champ August 27, 2003

bisexual lane 

a noun.

a lane from which left and right turns are permitted.
"can I turn left from this lane?"
"yes, it's a bisexual lane, you can turn right as well"

breakdown lane 

same as heartbreak lane.
a state you are in when a relationship ends or when you 'breakdown' and can't take something anymore
Him and his gf just broke up. She looks as if she just got back from breakdown lane.
breakdown lane by Ashley June 2, 2004