Karen

Treats you like shit at work and tries to get you fired.
Treats you like shit at home and accuses you of rape so that she can steal your kids for the child support.

Look, that bitch just destroyed her husband's life and reputation so that she can use the kids for money.

I bet you 10000000000000000000000000000000000
Money tings that she's a Karen

by Only and lonely May 18, 2019

Karen

Karen is a girl who might come off as average, quiet or a mystery. But you might see her around some of the popular kids. But she doesn't like them. She also may have a bit of OCD, and can be very psychic at times. Like VERY. She also tends to have a lot of crushes and tends to admire them from a distance. But she gets over them pretty quickly. And if you choose to be her friend. Like an actual friend, she'll be loyal to you forever. Although, Karens don't tend to care about anything at all. But they're not depressed. They're just simply bored with everything all the time. They also get sick of eating. Karens like to eat candies and pastries

Karen- Oh look its my breakfast
Friend-Karen that's a candy rapper

by &-nobody$ December 12, 2018

Karen

Usually middle aged woman, Known for either demanding the kids in a divorce or to have a parley with the CEO

There is seldom a Karen that isnt a fucking bitch but hey, there are plenny nice women

please let me see them its been a decade

My bitch wife Karen took the fucking kids, the whore

by Egg-Bongwater March 8, 2019

Karen

Karen a middle age women who takes the kids the house and the dog she will call the manager on anyone and she is probably racist.

Person 1: Hey why aren't your kids with you.
Person 2: Karen and i got divorce and she took the kids.

by Karentookthekids12 May 4, 2019

Karen

She is usually found speaking to the manager. Do not enrage her.

Karen asked to talk to the manager.

by Karens dead kid November 5, 2019

Karen

Mother of three annoying children, soccer mom, wants to talk to your manager, toxic feminist, bob haircuts, always has a starbucks cup, took the kids, vegan, anti-vaxx, flat-earther and believes healing crystals with save her children

"don't look now, a f**king Karen just walked in."

by epicminecraftgamer2008 May 29, 2019

Karen

The bitch that ruined my life and fucked my best friend. She is a thick blonde whore who gave me chlamydia. (An STD) watch out though, she may be speaking to your manager at this very moment.

Me: I just got tested. I am positive for chlamydia. What did you do?
Karen: *looks at me* *looks back at phone*

by Karen's Acrylics October 18, 2019