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toxic joy

When someone enjoys the feeling of doing or experiencing something toxic.
Nothing gives me more toxic joy than saying 'I told you so.'
I love it when someone cancels on me, it sparks a little toxic joy.
by youloveitpodcast May 11, 2024
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Almond Joy

The act of inserting ones genitals in their lovers vagina when you're unable to go deeper.
Amanda wanted clinger to go deeper when he was already balls deep so he almond joy'd the shit out of her.
by Nate716 April 28, 2015
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Joy Boner

A penile erection resulting from a feeling of pure happiness. The complete opposite of a fear boner.
After Dave witnessed the birth of his first son he was so overcome with happiness that he sprung a joy boner.
by DingDane January 2, 2018
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Joy

Joy - is a person who is full of energy and wholesome. She can be aggressive but is a cool person to be around. Be like joy . Joyful, graceful, and exciting. She has good looks and a wonderful personality.
Marbella “ have you seen joy anywhere around?”

Kyla “ yeah she left the dorm earlier.”

Marbella “ she can be so over the edge sometimes but that’s why we love her.”
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alternative mounds of joy

Refers to any of a girl's "sumptuous 'n' squeezable" bulges of pliable muscle-tissue other than her boobs or butt --- specifically, her shoulders, bicepses, and calves. The theory is that even if a soft-flesh-craving dude cannot acceptably access any "T&A" on his present female companion --- either because she prefers a more platonic relationship or they're presently in too public a setting for him to be able to touch her intimately --- he can still at least partially alleviate his raging "kneadable protoplasm" desires by filling his thirsting hands with these other "delicacies" instead.
Horny stud: Tiffany and I haven't talked about "taking it to the next level" yet, but I get the feeling that she would prefer to remain just at "second base" for the time being, so I think I'll just stick to massaging and caressing her alternative mounds of joy for now... hey, she's totally got delightfully warm and doeskin-soft flesh all over, so I feel satisfied and honored just being allowed access to even that much.
by QuacksO February 1, 2017
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Joy

Something that was nonexistent from the start
Joy... Ive never even seen it so it doesn’t exist
by MasochistManny March 20, 2020
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Belly joying

(ABDL slang) A term that best describes using two cylindrical objects wrapped in layered padding and covering materials to simulate the feel of a parent's legs and one lying across these objects in the prone position like a toddler or infant
Belly joying makes me feel so relaxed.
by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023
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