josh

ew he is gross, hits girls and thinks its okay- fuck you josh u!!!

no one likes josh! he is a bitch! and I wanna throw up when I see him

by skrt_skrt June 11, 2018

joshed

A term specific to the construction idustry that means you were severly shorted material or were sent the wrong material by the estimator that estimated your job.

Hey Ben, it's Tom. Can you check a job for me. I think I fuckin' got joshed again.

by The Real Wangsta April 23, 2007

Josh!

A big, fat, homo, emo kid that LOVES! Jersey Shore and all the guys on it (except Mike "The Situation") His activites include playing chess, watching Jersey Shore, cumming down the steps, cumming on Tony, cumming in Tony, and riding Tony doggy style down the steps. thus, breaking the table.

Jimmy: "Hey Josh want to watch the Jersey Shore?"

Josh!: "YES!!!! But first I need to cum in and around Tony's mouth ;)"

Tony: "Can't wait!"

Christina: "I knew you were up to something!"

by Deagul4U April 25, 2010

josh

A man who looks like a thumb (like a big toe when it puts on weight). He also smells really bad, like a skunk. Decent lover.

That guy looks like such a Josh.

Suck a Josh.

by dantealig May 3, 2018

josh

A person who hates Donald trump and his ugly family.He is a funny,caring,weird and a nice guy in general.He loves playing Baseball and spending time with his friends and his dog and his sad,depressing life.He has a pet named Steve.He drinks coke.He likes to pee not in the toilet but on floor.He butters his table to make it better for his life and his family.Even though he is alone,he is a great guy and will make you depressed like him.

Ava-What’s his name?
Jacob-His josh
Ava-I bet he is depressed
Josh-you won that bet.

by Donald Trump hater 101 January 2, 2018

josh:-)

A man with a minuscule penis

Oh you have a josh:-)

by Crazy curry man February 2, 2017

JOSHING IT

Bobbing on a cock like a fishing bobber. minus the line tied to the ass. Also refers to giving it to or taking it in the ass from a man or from a man named josh. If youre joshing it yo might as well go 69 with your nextdoor neighboor because youll get the same amount of sexual shit diseases. SKUNK ASS

Damnit how come we dont have an xbox?
Jake was supposed to bring it but he is probably joshing it right now.

by michael gohan December 27, 2006