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Jonah

A stupid person whos online persona is a cubic meter of dirt with a bit of grass on it that is somehow sweating. Some notable traits about this person may include: Hating Cuba, Hating Genshin Impact, Never Touching Grass, Having An Absolute Zero Chance Of Getting Women.
Someone: I like Genshin Impact!
Jonah: get the fuck out of my house
by YonasMakesWords November 13, 2022
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Jonah Hills

Dude, I would so ride her Jonah Hills
by Cocranium November 16, 2022
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Jonah dijoux

An amazing, handsome man, who is a brilliant author.
Jonah Dijoux is awesome <3
by htimsyelsha December 23, 2022
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Jonah

a closeted gay guy who whenever he tries to get a girfriend, turns them gay. (factual). he has good style i guess but will not hesitate to make fun of you for anything
"oh did you see jonah?, hes that closeted gay guy"
"at least he has good style"
by riskybusiness69 January 3, 2023
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Jona

Jona is that boy who makes you feel butterflies in the stomach, a Jona is just a unique, sexy man who cares and love you like no one else, if you found a Jona you must be a really like person.
Jona seems such a gattino today.
by Mav.vnU January 27, 2023
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Jonack

A cool person who is shy but definitely funny but annoying
Why are you being so jonack ya little shit
by anonymous February 7, 2023
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Jonalex Rios

Da hottest Hispanic alive (does not come with Spanish)
Jonalex Rios is fucking sexy
by Hispanicsproly February 9, 2023
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