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jennifer lawrence

it's the most funniest and down on earth girl on the planet! she IS the perfection and will always be! she plays katniss everdeen in the hunger games, x-men,winter's bone and the house at the end of the street and many more! she is sooooo beautiful!
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by jennifer lawrence's fannn! :D October 13, 2012
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Jennifer

Quirky, fast paced, troublesome. Hard worker, but struggles to stay long at a job. Lacking a sense of love. Likes to party, and often wears costumes and gaudy clothing. Enjoys high end foods and experiences, but often cannot afford them. Adores animals and living on the edge.
Jennifer is a popular name from the 70's and 80's.
by Bobcat Rescue June 19, 2017
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Jenniferocious

The pernicious, malicious, and vicious alter-ego of Jennifer. Usually made manifest by a few too many cocktails.
We were all having a good time last night, but then Jenniferocious showed up!
by Stumblemumblecuss February 4, 2010
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jennifer ngo

The best girl in the whole entire world. She is complicated but worth it. The cutest and most popular girl ever. Completely obsessed with hello kitty, super asian and cute. just plain cute. too cute for words. Also pretty hot. hehe -J.N.
"i would drive for 2 hours to hang with jennifer ngo" jennifer ngo is so cute dude!" "that girl is jennifer ngo worthy"
by JamesNguyenlovesJenniferNgo August 31, 2011
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Jennifering

avoidance of work by means of aimlessly wondering in circles forgetting what you were doing. Procrastinating by means of avoidance.
"Where have you been?"

"I've been jennifering!!"
by jankylynn January 3, 2018
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Noah Jennings

An un-cordinated man who looks like kris humphris.
Dude, Noah Jennings just fell up the stairs again
by Wadadadadadada June 2, 2013
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Jennifer Lopez

A personality in Hollywood who continues to make millions despite an appalling lack of talent.

Her dancing abilities are laughable, so I can't understand why people call her a good dancer. She basically does the same move over and over (shake her gigantic ass and huge thighs) with an occasional dip thrown in.

Her singing skills are questionable as her screechy voice is most unpleasant, sort of like giving a cat a high colonic. Similar to Celine Dion (who sounds like someone tossed a cat into a washing machine on spin cycle.)

Her acting skills are possibly the worst. Compare to Nicole Kidman's complete lack of acting ability. Wooden and contrived, she couldn't carry a movie if they put it in a basket for her. See "Maid in Manhattan," "The Wedding Planner," and "Enough" if you dare. And I'm not even counting "Gigli."

She's shaping up to be the next Elizabeth Taylor, except without the class or acting ability. I mean just in the sense that she's a serial divorcee. She's already on her third husband to The Crypt Keeper - er, I mean Marc Anthony - a man she stole while he was still married.

She should really make the decision to retire from show business to stay home and concentrate on her family. No, really. She really, really should.
I'm getting tired of waiting for Jennifer Lopez to realize she has no talent, and that she should just go disappear somewhere with the Crypt Keeper and never bother us again.
by Wanderlust13 December 24, 2007
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